Adventure stories; British -- Spain -- Fiction; Swordsmen -- Fiction
“That is if you can,” said he. “It is such a damnable liquor that
personally I hardly durst touch it. But I suspect your stomach is not
so proud as mine, you strong-toothed rogue. You see, we English are a
most delicate people.”
I drank a copious draught of the wine, which was excellent, or at least
my great thirst of the day had made it so. Then said the Englishman,
eyeing me with approval:
“Well, my young companion, and what do you think of the pot?”
“The pot is worthy of notice,” said I, examining its rare contexture.
“It has been admired in Europe, and it has been admired in Asia,” said
the Englishman. “That it merits attention I have been informed by
half the great world. For example, the Emperor Maximilian broached a
cask of Rhenish in its homage, and would, I doubt not, have fallen as
drunk as a Cossack, had it been possible for a great crowned person
to embrace these indecent courses. He offered me a thousand guilders
for that pot; but said I, ‘Honest Max’--I must tell you, Spaniard,
there is no crowned person of my acquaintancy for whom I entertain
a higher regard--‘honest Max,’ I said, ‘offer your old gossip the
Baltic ocean, the sun, the moon, and the most particular stars of
heaven, and that pot will still remain faithful to my house.’ ‘Why,
so, honest Dick?’ said the Emperor. ‘It is in this wise, my old bully
rook,’ said I, fetching him a buffet along the fifth rib with a
kindly cordiality, ‘that pot was given many years ago by the famous
Charlemagne to my kinsman, Sir Cadwallader Pendragon, for his conduct
upon the field of battle.’ ‘In that case, worthy Richard, friend of
my youth and beguiler of my maturity,’ said the Emperor, embracing
me with the greatest affection and filling my old sack cup with gold
dollars--all the dollars are gold in Turkey--‘I do not ask it of you;
let it remain an heirloom in your house.’ Therefore you will see at
once, good Spaniard, that this pot is in some sort historical. And in
all my travels I bear it at my saddle-bow; so whether I happen to lie
down with fleas in a villainous Spanish venta hard by to purgatory; or
whether I happen to sit at the right hand of potentates in England,
Germany, and France, I can take my sack as I like to take it--that is,
easily and copiously, with a proper freedom for the mouth, and with a
brim that’s wide enough to prevent the nose from tapping against the
sides.”
Curious as I had been from the first in regard to this strange
individual, the nature of his conversation rendered me more so. In
spite of his remarkable appearance, his costume might once have been
that of a person of condition, however lamentably it failed to be so
now; while his manners, although none of those of the great of my own
country, may yet have been accustomed to receive consideration from the
world. Therefore I said with a bow, “Good Sir Englishman, under your
worshipful indulgence I would make so bold as to ask your name.”
Such a request seemed to give him great pleasure.
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