Adventure stories; British -- Spain -- Fiction; Swordsmen -- Fiction
“There can be no doubt upon that subject, my son. Father Francis, who
was apprenticed to book and scholarship in the prettiest monastery
in Middlesex, and who reads Hebrew quite as well as I do myself, has
assured me on several occasions that ‘though the Scriptures aver that
the Lord created the goodliness of earth and heaven in six days, Spain
is not mentioned.’ The which makes me to contend that as your land
is not mentioned in Holy Writ, and as it differs so greatly from the
goodliness of earth and heaven, as English rectitude differs from
Spanish chastity, it must having so many tarantulas, fops, flies, and
Spaniards in it--and these latter, mark you, never use a word of honest
London English in their lives--it must, I say, being so afflicted with
such pestilence, be the invention of the Devil. And even for the Devil
it was invented very poorly.”
It was during our sojourn at this inn that we fell upon a wise course.
The sun at noon had been so much our enemy in travelling that we
determined to pursue our journey to Toledo in the night. Thus riding
under the coolness of the stars, we made good progress; and so happy
were we in the ease and swiftness of this mode, that each afternoon we
took a siesta apart from the heat of the day, and kept the road in the
darkness.
We had hardly an adventure that was worthy of the name. Indeed the
chief ones were those that Sir Richard saw in his imagination. For
if he so much as observed a peasant sitting his ass and smiling
peacefully, he would hold his sword arm ready, lest he should prove a
robber in disguise.
“For I would have you to understand, good Miguel,” said he, “you are
the one inhabitant of this precious continent to whom I am not afeared
to show my back.”
“Then if you please,” said I, “I would be well content if you make
no exception in my favour; for I am convinced that the least of my
countrymen are worthy of your trust.”
“My young companion,” said he, “I gather from your conversation that
you claim no acquaintance with any land beyond your own cursed sandy
peninsula.”
“Indeed that is the case, sir, and with your leave I will never seek to
dwell in one that is fairer.”
“Alack! it is precisely here where your mind has gone amiss. I am
convinced that were you only to set foot in England, you would take
such a disgust of your native peninsularity as I have taken of it.”
The love of my country incited me to a recollection of what my father
had told me concerning this strange island of which Sir Richard
Pendragon made such a boast.
“Does the sun shine overmuch in England?” I asked.
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