He had been known as “Quinine Jim,” because as congressman he
had secured the reduction or the abolition of the duty on that drug,
so indispensable in malarial lands. He was fond of striking phrases;
he it was who had referred to Blaine as a Florentine mosaic; and his
reference to Mrs. Cleveland as “the uncrowned queen of America” had
delighted the Democratic convention at St. Louis which renominated her
husband for the presidency. And again at Chicago, on that memorable
night of oratory in 1892 in seconding the nomination of Cleveland on
behalf of Kentucky he stood on a chair and referred to his state as the
commonwealth “in which, thank God, the damned lie is the first lick,
where the women are so beautiful that the aurora borealis blushes with
shame, where the whiskey is so good as to make intoxication a virtue,
and the horses so fleet that lightning in comparison is but a puling
paralytic.”
During one of many pleasant afternoons in the old Grand Pacific Hotel
he began to tell us something about the chronic office holders to
be found in the capital of his state, as in most states, and said:
“If God in a moment of enthusiasm should see fit to snatch them to
His bosom I should regard it as a dispensation of divine providence
in which I could acquiesce with a fervor that would be turbulent and
even riotous.” It was in this stream of exaggeration and hyperbole
that he talked all the time, but with the coming of the winter of that
year my opportunities of listening to him were cut off. I was sent to
Springfield to report the sessions of the legislature. In the spring
a bill was under discussion for the appropriation of a large sum in
aid of the World’s Fair, and when the usual opposition developed among
those country members who have so long governed our cities in dislike
and distrust of the people in them, a delegation came down from Chicago
to lobby for the measure. It was not long until it was evident that
they were not making much headway; the difference, the distinction
in their dress and manner, their somewhat too lofty style were only
making matters worse. I took it upon myself to telegraph to James W.
Scott, the publisher of _The Herald_, apprising him of the situation,
and suggesting that Colonel McKenzie be sent down to reënforce them.
I felt that he would perhaps understand the country members better
because he understood humanity better, and besides, I wished to see
him again and hear his stories and funny sayings. He came, and after
he had associated with the members a day or so, and they had seen him
draw Kentucky “twist” from the deep pocket of the long tails of his
coat, and on one or two occasions had watched him gently pinch into a
julep the tender sprigs of mint the spring had brought to Springfield,
the appropriation for some reason was made. While he was there he said
he wished to visit the tomb of Lincoln, and it was with pride that I
got an open carriage and drove him, on an incomparable morning in June,
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