England, Northern -- Fiction; Fathers and sons -- Fiction; Jews -- Fiction
Yes, yes, that was more intelligent. He scratched his head and looked
down at his feet. Really when you come to think of it, Christians did
eat repulsive things. There was a Christian boy in the playground one
afternoon eating a _brawn_ sandwich--despicable food, spotted and pale
pink like the white cat at home after the kettle of boiling water had
fallen on its fur. True! it seemed that Christian boys occasionally
went for their holidays and saw cows and trees and things--a distinct
feather in the Christian hat. But on the other hand, Mr. Barkle was a
Christian, and only Christians could kill rabbits like Mr. Barkle. The
slaughtering of animals was a very peculiar and limited privilege among
his own folk--a rite performed, as Reb Monash had made clear to the
_chayder_, swiftly, painlessly and professionally. Mr. Barkle, on the
other hand, had brought a rabbit into Standard Two for "object lesson"
and murdered it, slowly, publicly. Mr. Barkle himself was not unlike a
rabbit. He was very fat and his grey waistcoat resembled the rabbit's
belly. But his eyes sparkled somewhat unpleasantly--very different
from the rabbit's big, brown frightened eyes. And Mr. Barkle had
pressed the rabbit's neck between his hands, till the eyes became
bigger and bigger, and the legs moved convulsively, and a long low
whistle came out mournfully from the rabbit's throat, and the legs
twitched only faintly and then hung quite limp.
After Mr. Barkle had cut up the animal to describe its parts, a little
Christian boy had said:
"Please, Mister Barkle, can I take the rabbit 'ome? Farver luvs
rabbits!"
No! Philip determined. _No!_ he would never be a Christian!
Yet Miss Green was a Christian. It would be impolite to be too decided
about it.
"Please, Miss Green," he said, looking up, "I'd rarver stay wot I was
born!"
"There's a wise boy!" said Miss Green, with the faintest touch of
chagrin. And the conversation pursued less transcendental roads.
CHAPTER III
At no time did Philip find the society of his coevals congenial; the
society at least of the young males of his age; which was an element in
his composition not, I venture, to be crudely dismissed as one form or
another of priggishness.
Whatever the defects were of Philip's education, and these were not
inconsiderable, he was never warned to have no truck with Barney of
next door because his father was a presser and rigidly banished collars
from his wardrobe, excepting on _Yom Kippur_, the Day of Atonement, on
which occasion a waterproof collar did annual service with much
_éclat_; nor were fogs of dubiety sedulously created around Mr. and
Mrs. Lavinsky, whose premarital relations were, it was rumoured, not
free from stain.
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