England, Northern -- Fiction; Fathers and sons -- Fiction; Jews -- Fiction
"Stick-to-my-muvver-an-don't-touch-me!" the voice continued. The girls
were silent, for chivalry was not a predominant trait in the psychology
of the "gang." Jessie still bore a black eye inflicted by Barney in
unequal war. It was Barney took up the cry:
"Philip Massel, Queen-of-the-Girls!"
This was a slogan which appealed to his comrades. "Philip Massel,
Queen-of-the-Girls!" they reiterated shrilly. Philip's face was pale.
His hand trembled as he cut the pictures. The bust of the next lady he
delimitated sadly belied the merits claimed by the advertisement.
"Oo--oo! 'Oo kissed Jessie in the back entry?" Barney howled.
"Philip Massel, Queen-of-the-Girls!" the rest sang in choric delight.
Oh, the black cavernous lie! Was Jehovah silent? Philip's eyes
blazed. He flung his scissors down with a crash. The further side of
Angel Street rose and sank as he rushed towards Barney. The rules of
the ring had not yet been studied in Angel Street. Murderously he
buffeted his fists against Barney's abdomen. Barney turned green and
subsided. The rest of the "gang" jumped upon Philip and were
comfortably pummelling him when Reb Monash appeared on the scene. Mrs.
Levine had lost no time in informing him that a brawl was in progress.
Reb Monash had no doubt it involved those of his scholars who were
already scandalously late for _chayder_.
The "gang" wilted before him. At his feet lay Philip, gasping and
bleeding.
"Feivele at the bottom of it!" he thundered. "Oh, a credit thou art to
thy race! An eight-year old, and this is the sum of thy knowledge!
Come then, I will instruct thee!" and he led Philip sternly home by a
familiar grasp of the brachial muscle between finger and thumb. Jessie
picked up the scissors ruminatively and turned the pages of the _Strand
Magazine_.
The idea shortly after occurred to Philip that some compromise with his
sex ought to be possible. It occurred simultaneously with the
appearance in his library of a new type of American hero. He was now
able to read without difficulty the "bloods" which described with
impartial gusto sandbaggings in the Bowery and the slaughter of
travellers conducted by Poncho-clad desperadoes in the Argentine.
Lurid as the "gang" was in behaviour, their literature was still
extremely tepid. Intellectually, they had not outstepped Lady
Kathleen's tender limits as laid down in her _Books for the Bairns_,
whereas Philip's heart had for months hovered and exulted with the
hearts of fully-fledged errand boys, twelve and fourteen years old.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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