"Let's move to Banning," I said. "Perfect scenery, perfect
climate--what more could we want?"
Grant looked at me. He has a habit of simply looking at me on the
occasions when he thinks I am more stupid than usual--a look that any
fair-minded judge would consider ample grounds for divorce. Fortunately
his endearing qualities so far outweigh his annoying ones that I have
never considered testing any judge's fair-mindedness. The last time
Grant gave me that look was when I came home from an antique shop with
five perfectly matched silver deer bookends. The deer were bent forward
in attitudes of straining, so that when their antlered heads were
placed against a row of books they appeared to be holding them up by
sheer force of muscle.
"But why five bookends?" Grant had asked, exasperated.
He is very unimaginative and practical. There's no use in trying to
explain to a person of his type what effect the contents of an antique
shop can have on a susceptible browser. Besides, I always get too mad
to say anything at all when he looks at me like that.
And now he was giving me that same look.
"I'll speak to the manager of General Motors about moving the Los
Angeles factory to Banning," he said.
It was hot, but there was a cooling wind all afternoon, and when we
went to bed it was so chilly that it felt good to snuggle under the
blankets. The children were asleep in their bed, and we lay there and
talked--or, rather, I did.
"How much do you suppose a motel like this is worth?"
"Uh . . . uh . . . mm h'm."
"Let's see, they have fourteen cabins," I went on. "I counted them. The
owners live in one, so that leaves thirteen to rent. There are eight
other cabins that seem to be as big as this one, with two rooms, and
they must get six and a half dollars a night for them, like they do for
this one. And then those four cabins in the back; they seem to be
smaller, just one room and one bed, probably, but they must bring in at
least three or four dollars a night. Why, this place must earn about
seventy dollars a night! Why, that's over two thousand a month!"
"Uh."
"And what wouldn't I do with two thousand dollars a month," I went on
reverently.
Grant, it seemed was more than half awake, after all. "I don't know
what you wouldn't do," he said, "but I know what you would do. You'd
quick go to some junk shop and buy three earrings. You'd come home with
half a pair of scissors, or one giant size bronze shoe tree."
"Seriously, though," I said, "Why don't we buy a motel--this very one,
maybe? It would pay for itself in a few years, and then--"
"Uh. Mm h'm."
While he slept, I lay there and thought about going into the motel
business. Grant could quit his job at General Motors, and together we
could keep the cabins clean and the place looking its best. The more I
thought about it, the more excited I became.
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