"Oh, no!" Miss Nesdeburt cried. "I was studying under Eimo, who is
known as the famous somnologist, until I started getting this asthma.
His method is entirely new. Why, he--"
"Tell me about your dream," I interposed hastily.
She clasped her little white hands. "Well, it was like most of my
dreams. I was alone, walking through a big empty place, and then all of
a sudden there were a lot of other people, couples, all around me, but
they stayed just beyond me, and I couldn't reach them, no matter how I
tried. Now, I'll interpret that for you, according to Elmo's teaching.
It means that I'm going to make a trip soon and go where there'll be
crowds of people!"
I don't pretend to be a dream interpreter, but her dream sounded to me
more like the dream of a frustrated, man-starved old maid than anything
else I could think of.
That line of thought prompted me to ask whether Mr. Hawkins had called
on her the previous night.
Her blue eyes brightened, and she took off her glasses. She smiled, and
her smile had lost its first timidity.
"Yes, he did," she confessed. "He's a very nice man, really, even
if--well, he does have a strange sense of humor." She flushed a little,
apparently remembering whatever it was he had done soon after they met,
and I ruefully remembered the black spider. (I had left it in the cash
drawer, but it didn't draw even a gasp from Grant. Reaching into the
drawer for some money, he had said, "Well, look here once! Someone's
left a fake spider in the drawer! Lucky I found it instead of you.
You'd have been running yet.")
"I hope Mr. Hawkins was more gentlemanly last night," I said. I am, I
must admit in all modesty, an expert at drawing forth information
without appearing to pry. Actually, I employ this gift principally
because a writer needs to know as much as possible of the thoughts and
actions and experiences of other people. What many of my friends and
relatives call my accursed curiosity has dug out for me plots which
eventually, garnished a little, appear in magazines. I suppose I should
confess that my curiosity isn't completely scientific, though; a
fraction of it--(about nine-tenths) is just the plain old garden
variety.
"Last night . . ." Miss Nestleburt began reminiscently, wheezing a
little. "Well, I don't know whether you'd say he was gentlemanly or
not. He--he brought me a large bag of tomatoes, which I thanked him for
and put on the bed. Then, just as I was sitting down on a chair, he
grabbed the bag and shoved it under me, like lightning. I couldn't help
sitting on it and squashing the tomatoes."
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