France -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Short stories
“My dear fellow,” said Daguenet, giving him the benefit of his
experience, “don’t take any fish; it’ll do you no good at this time of
night. And be content with Leoville: it’s less treacherous.”
A heavy warmth floated upward from the candelabras, from the dishes
which were being handed round, from the whole table where thirty-eight
human beings were suffocating. And the waiters forgot themselves and
ran when crossing the carpet, so that it was spotted with grease.
Nevertheless, the supper grew scarce any merrier. The ladies trifled
with their meat, left half of it uneaten. Tatan Nene alone partook
gluttonously of every dish. At that advanced hour of the night hunger
was of the nervous order only, a mere whimsical craving born of an
exasperated stomach.
At Nana’s side the old gentleman refused every dish offered him; he had
only taken a spoonful of soup, and he now sat in front of his empty
plate, gazing silently about. There was some subdued yawning, and
occasionally eyelids closed and faces became haggard and white. It was
unutterably slow, as it always was, according to Vandeuvres’s dictum.
This sort of supper should be served anyhow if it was to be funny, he
opined. Otherwise when elegantly and conventionally done you might as
well feed in good society, where you were not more bored than here. Had
it not been for Bordenave, who was still bawling away, everybody would
have fallen asleep. That rum old buffer Bordenave, with his leg duly
stretched on its chair, was letting his neighbors, Lucy and Rose, wait
on him as though he were a sultan. They were entirely taken up with
him, and they helped him and pampered him and watched over his glass
and his plate, and yet that did not prevent his complaining.
“Who’s going to cut up my meat for me? I can’t; the table’s a league
away.”
Every few seconds Simonne rose and took up a position behind his back
in order to cut his meat and his bread. All the women took a great
interest in the things he ate. The waiters were recalled, and he was
stuffed to suffocation. Simonne having wiped his mouth for him while
Rose and Lucy were changing his plate, her act struck him as very
pretty and, deigning at length to show contentment:
“There, there, my daughter,” he said, “that’s as it should be. Women
are made for that!”
There was a slight reawakening, and conversation became general as they
finished discussing some orange sherbet. The hot roast was a fillet
with truffles, and the cold roast a galantine of guinea fowl in jelly.
Nana, annoyed by the want of go displayed by her guests, had begun
talking with the greatest distinctness.
“You know the Prince of Scots has already had a stage box reserved so
as to see the Blonde Venus when he comes to visit the exhibition.”
“I very much hope that all the princes will come and see it,” declared
Bordenave with his mouth full.
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