France -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Short stories
“They are expecting the shah of Persia next Sunday,” said Lucy Stewart.
Whereupon Rose Mignon spoke of the shah’s diamonds. He wore a tunic
entirely covered with gems; it was a marvel, a flaming star; it
represented millions. And the ladies, with pale faces and eyes
glittering with covetousness, craned forward and ran over the names of
the other kings, the other emperors, who were shortly expected. All of
them were dreaming of some royal caprice, some night to be paid for by
a fortune.
“Now tell me, dear boy,” Caroline Hequet asked Vandeuvres, leaning
forward as she did so, “how old’s the emperor of Russia?”
“Oh, he’s ‘present time,’” replied the count, laughing. “Nothing to be
done in that quarter, I warn you.”
Nana made pretense of being hurt. The witticism appeared somewhat too
stinging, and there was a murmur of protest. But Blanche gave a
description of the king of Italy, whom she had once seen at Milan. He
was scarcely good looking, and yet that did not prevent him enjoying
all the women. She was put out somewhat when Fauchery assured her that
Victor Emmanuel could not come to the exhibition. Louise Violaine and
Léa favored the emperor of Austria, and all of a sudden little Maria
Blond was heard saying:
“What an old stick the king of Prussia is! I was at Baden last year,
and one was always meeting him about with Count Bismarck.”
“Dear me, Bismarck!” Simonne interrupted. “I knew him once, I did. A
charming man.”
“That’s what I was saying yesterday,” cried Vandeuvres, “but nobody
would believe me.”
And just as at Countess Sabine’s, there ensued a long discussion about
Bismarck. Vandeuvres repeated the same phrases, and for a moment or two
one was again in the Muffats’ drawing room, the only difference being
that the ladies were changed. Then, just as last night, they passed on
to a discussion on music, after which, Foucarmont having let slip some
mention of the assumption of the veil of which Paris was still talking,
Nana grew quite interested and insisted on details about Mlle de
Fougeray. Oh, the poor child, fancy her burying herself alive like
that! Ah well, when it was a question of vocation! All round the table
the women expressed themselves much touched, and Georges, wearied at
hearing these things a second time discussed, was beginning to ask
Daguenet about Nana’s ways in private life, when the conversation
veered fatefully back to Count Bismarck. Tatan Nene bent toward
Labordette to ask him privily who this Bismarck might be, for she did
not know him. Whereupon Labordette, in cold blood, told her some
portentous anecdotes. This Bismarck, he said, was in the habit of
eating raw meat and when he met a woman near his den would carry her
off thither on his back; at forty years of age he had already had as
many as thirty-two children that way.
“Thirty-two children at forty!” cried Tatan Nene, stupefied and yet
convinced. “He must be jolly well worn out for his age.”
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