I saw that he attached great importance to the quality of his snuff.
Indeed, when one has a nose of such dimensions, it is natural enough to
give much thought to the question of snuff. I took an enormous pinch,
and resigned myself to the necessity of inhaling it with all my force.
The snuff caught in my nose and throat and eyes all at once. I choked
and sneezed, but I tried to dissemble my inexperience and to appear well
pleased.
My friend shook his head knowingly, as he asked:
"Well! what do you think of it?"
"Excellent! delicious! I have never taken any so good."
"Parbleu! I believe you. Do you recognize it?"
"No, frankly, I do not. But, perhaps, by trying to--wait a moment."
I did what I could to prolong the conversation, for I was determined not
to part with my interlocutor until the orchestra played the first
measure of the waltz. Unluckily, I was not well posted on the subject of
snuff.
"It's of no use for you to think," continued the man with the snuffbox.
"It's a mixture that I make myself. There's _robillard_ in it, and
Belgian, and caporal."
"Ah! I thought there was some caporal. I recognized that."
"There's very little of it. When I have mixed them in just the right
proportions, I add two or three drops, no more, of _eau de mélisse_."
"Ah! that's what it is; I said to myself: 'It seems to me that I
recognize that taste.'"
"The taste is barely perceptible; but it lessens the strength of the
_robillard_, which makes people sick sometimes."
"_Fichtre!_ _robillard_ is quite capable of it, especially on an empty
stomach. I have known people, who--but, after all, it depends on whether
you're used to it."
At that moment, I cut such an idiotic figure in my own eyes that I was
tempted to laugh in my own face. Luckily, I had to do with a party who
seemed to be of about the same calibre.
"Monsieur," he said, as he closed his snuffbox, "this is the result of
protracted study; and yet, I never studied chemistry!"
"You astound me! I would have sworn that you were a chemist, simply on
the strength of your snuff."
"That is what many people have said; but I ought to tell you that I have
taken snuff ever since I was thirteen years of age."
"You are quite capable of it!"
"It was prescribed for a disease of the eyes--which, by the way, it
didn't cure. I tried to make Anna take it for an ear trouble she had at
seven years of age; but I couldn't do it. You can't imagine, monsieur,
all of that child's devices to avoid taking snuff. In the first place,
she used to hide my snuffbox, and more than once she threw it out of the
window; then she filled it with very--unpleasant things; I prefer not to
say what they were, but she spoiled my snuff, and she tried to disgust
me with it. Ah! what a mischievous little witch! Who would believe it
now, eh?"
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