Fräulein Schmidt and Mr. AnstrutherVon Arnim, Elizabeth
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Fräulein Schmidt and Mr. Anstruther
Von Arnim, Elizabeth
British -- Germany -- Fiction; Epistolary fiction; Germany -- Fiction; Love stories; Young women -- Fiction
He was cold, suspicious, inquisitive. Evidently unused to being asked
for permission to go into his church, and equally evidently unused to
persons passing through a village which was, for most persons, on the
way to nowhere, he endeavored with some skill to discover what I was
doing there. With equal skill I evaded answering his questions. They
included inquiries as to my name, my age, my address, my father's
profession, the existence or not of a husband, the number of my brothers
and sisters, and distinct probings into the size of our income. It
struck me that he had a great deal of time and very few visitors, except
thieves. Delicately I conveyed this impression to him, leaving out only
the thieves, by means of implications of a vaguely flattering nature. He
shrugged his shoulders, and said it was too wet for funerals, which were
the only things doing at this time of the year.
'What, don't they die when it is wet?' I asked, surprised.
'Certainly, if it is necessary,' said he.
'Oh,' said I, pondering. 'But if some one does he has to be buried?'
'We put it off,' said he.
'Put it off?'
'We put it off,' he repeated firmly.
'But--' I began, in a tone of protest.
'There's always a fine day if one waits long enough,' said he.
'That's true,' said I, struck by a truth I had not till then consciously
observed.
He did not ask me to sit down, a careful eye, I suppose, having gauged
the probable effect of my wet clothes on his dry chairs, so we stood
facing each other on the strip of matting throwing questions and answers
backward and forward like a ball. And I think I played quite skilfully,
for at the end of the game he knew little more than when we began.
And so at last he gave me the key, and having with a great rattling of
its handle concealed that he was unlocking the door, and further cloaked
this process by a pleasant comment on the way doors stick in wet
weather, which I met with the cold information that ours didn't, he
whistled off the dogs, and I left him still with an inquiry in his eye.
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