Fräulein Schmidt and Mr. AnstrutherVon Arnim, Elizabeth
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Fräulein Schmidt and Mr. Anstruther
Von Arnim, Elizabeth
British -- Germany -- Fiction; Epistolary fiction; Germany -- Fiction; Love stories; Young women -- Fiction
I did a dreadful thing next morning at breakfast: I broke a jug. Never
shall I forget the dismay and shame of that moment. Really I am rather a
deft person, used to jugs, and not, as a rule, of hasty or unconsidered
movements. It was, I think, the electric current streaming out of Onkel
Heinrich that had at last reached me too and galvanized me into a
nervous and twitching behavior. He came in last, and the moment he
appeared words froze, smiles vanished, eyes fell, and Papa's piping
alone continued to be heard in the cheerless air. I don't know what had
passed between him and Tante Else since last we had seen him, but his
opaque black eyes were crosser and blacker than ever. Perhaps it was
only that he had smoked more than was good for him, and the whole family
was punished for that over-indulgence. I could not help reflecting how
lucky it was that we were his relations and not hers; what must happen
to hers if they ever come to see her I dare not think. It was while I
was reflecting on their probable scorched and shrivelled condition, and
at the same time was eagerly passing him some butter that I don't think
he wanted but that I was frantically afraid he might want, that my
zealous arm swept the milk-jug off the table, and it fell on the
varnished floor, and with a hideous clatter of what seemed like
malicious satisfaction smashed itself to atoms.
'There now,' cried my step-mother casting up her hands, 'Rose-Marie all
over.'
'I am very sorry,' I stammered, pushing back my chair and gathering up
the pieces and mopping up the milk with my handkerchief.
'Dear niece, it is of no consequence,' faltered Tante Else, her eyes
anxiously on her husband.
'No consequence?' cried he--and his words sounded the more terrific from
their being the first, beyond a curt good morning, that he had uttered.
'No consequence?'
And when my shameful head reappeared above the table and I got on to my
feet and carried the ruins to a sideboard, murmuring hysterical
apologies as I went, he pointed with a lean finger to what had once been
a jug and said with an owlish solemnity and weightiness of utterance I
have never heard equalled, 'It was very expensive.' I can't tell you how
glad, how thankful I was to get home.
Yours sincerely,
ROSE-MARIE SCHMIDT.
LV
Galgenberg, Nov. 15th.
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