Fräulein Schmidt and Mr. AnstrutherVon Arnim, Elizabeth
General
Fräulein Schmidt and Mr. Anstruther
Von Arnim, Elizabeth
British -- Germany -- Fiction; Epistolary fiction; Germany -- Fiction; Love stories; Young women -- Fiction
Dear Mr. Anstruther,--I shall send this to Jermyn Street, as it can no
longer catch you in Italy. Jena is not on the way from London to Berlin,
and I don't know what map persuaded you that it was. It is very faithful
and devoted of you to want so much to see Professor Martens again, but
you know he is a busy man, and for five minutes with him as he rushes
from a lecture to a private lesson it hardly seems worth while to make
such a tremendous _détour_. Why, you would be hours pottering about on
branch lines and at junctions, and would never, I am certain, see your
luggage again. Still, it is not for me to refuse your visit to Professor
Martens on his behalf who as yet knows nothing about it. I merely
advise; and you know I do not easily miss an opportunity of doing that.
What another odd idea of yours to want to call on our Berlin relations.
Has Italy put these various warm genialities into your head? I did not
think I had made the Heinrich Schmidts attractive. I was shivering while
I wrote with renewed horror, as the remembrance of that evening with
them and of that morning rose up again before me. That the result should
be a thirst on your part for their address fills me with astonishment.
Do you want to go and do them good? Soften Onkel Heinrich, and teach him
to cherish kind Tante Else with the meek blue eyes and claret-colored
silk dress? You cannot seriously intend to set up regular social
intercourse with them. It is certain you will never meet them at any
party you go to,--no, not even Elschen's mother-in-law. The classes are
with us divided so rigorously that the needle's eye was child's play to
the camel compared to this other entering. You will, very properly,
remembering my cloistered life, inquire what I know about it; but it
seems to me, only please don't laugh, that I have seen and known quite a
good deal. When Experience leaves gaps, quick Imagination fills them up.
The straws I have noticed have been enough to show me which way the wind
was blowing; and women, pray remember, are artists at putting two and
two together. Therefore I prophesy that if you are at the English
Embassy in Berlin fifty years and meet fresh people every day of them,
among those people will never be Onkel Heinrich and Tante Else. What,
then, is the use of giving you their address? I will, if you really
seriously wish it, but I must warn you that they would be intensely
surprised by a call from you, and it would in no way add to their
comfort. The connecting thread is altogether too slender. Papa is not a
relation whose introductions they value, and to come from him is a
handicap rather than a recommendation. Do you know the only possible
conclusion they would come to?--and come to it they certainly
would--that somehow, somewhere, in a train, or a shop, or walking, you
had seen Lieschen, and had fallen in love with her. And before you knew
where you were you would be married to Lieschen.
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