Fräulein Schmidt and Mr. AnstrutherVon Arnim, Elizabeth
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Fräulein Schmidt and Mr. Anstruther
Von Arnim, Elizabeth
British -- Germany -- Fiction; Epistolary fiction; Germany -- Fiction; Love stories; Young women -- Fiction
The one Sunday post brought nothing from you. The day has been very
long. I cannot tell you how glad I am night has come, and only sleep
separates me now from Monday morning's letter. These Sundays now that
you are gone are intolerable. Before you came they rather amused
me,--the furious raging of Saturday, with its extra cleaning and
feverish preparations till far into the night; Johanna more than usually
slipshod all day, red of elbow, wispy of hair, shuffling about in her
felt slippers, her skirt girded up very high, a moist mop and an
overflowing pail dribbling soapy tracks behind her in her progress; my
step-mother baking and not lightly to be approached; Papa fled from
early morning till supper-time; and then the dead calm of Sunday, day of
food and sleep. Cake for breakfast--such a bad beginning. Church in the
University chapel, with my step-mother in her best hat with the black
feathers and the pink rose--it sounds frivolous, but you must have
noticed the awe-inspiring effect of it coming so unexpectedly on the top
of her long respectable face and oiled-down hair. A fluffy person in
that hat would have all the students offering to take her for a walk or
share their umbrella with her. My step-mother stalks along panoplied in
her excellences, and the feather waves and nods gayly at the passing
student as he slinks away down by-streets. Once last spring a silly bee
thought the rose must be something alive and honeyful, and went and
smelt it. I think it must have been a very young bee; anyhow nobody else
up to now has misjudged my step-mother like that. She sits near the door
in church, and has never yet heard the last half of the sermon because
she has to go out in time to put the goose or other Sunday succulence
safely into the oven. I wish she would let me do that, for I don't care
for sermons. When you were here and condescended to come with us at
least we could criticize them comfortably on our way home; but alone
with my step-mother I may do nothing but praise. It is the most tiring,
tiresome of all attitudes, the one of undiscriminating admiration. To
hear you pull the person who had preached to pieces, and laugh at the
things he had said that would not bear examination, used to be like
having a window thrown open in a stuffy room on a clear winter's
morning. Shall you ever forget the elaborateness of the Sunday dinner?
For that, chiefly, is Saturday sacrificed, a whole day that might be
filled with lovely leisure. I do hope you never thought that I too
looked upon it as a nice way of celebrating Sunday. How amazing it is,
the way women waste life. Men waste enough of it, heaven knows, but
never anything like so much as women. Papa and I both hate that Sunday
dinner, both dread the upheavals of Saturday made necessary by it, and
you, I know, disliked them just as much, and so has every other young
man we have had here; yet my step-mother inflicts these things on us
with an iron determination that nothing will ever alter.
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