“Ah, Robarts, I’m delighted to see you,” said Mr. Sowerby, when they
met on the drawing-room rug before dinner. “You know Harold Smith?
Yes, of course you do. Well, who else is there? Oh! Supplehouse. Mr.
Supplehouse, allow me to introduce to you my friend Mr. Robarts. It
is he who will extract the five-pound note out of your pocket next
Sunday for these poor Papuans whom we are going to Christianize.
That is, if Harold Smith does not finish the work out of hand at his
Saturday lecture. And, Robarts, you have seen the bishop, of course:”
this he said in a whisper. “A fine thing to be a bishop, isn’t it?
I wish I had half your chance. But, my dear fellow, I’ve made such a
mistake; I haven’t got a bachelor parson for Miss Proudie. You must
help me out, and take her in to dinner.” And then the great gong
sounded, and off they went in pairs.
At dinner Mark found himself seated between Miss Proudie and the lady
whom he had heard named as Miss Dunstable. Of the former he was not
very fond, and, in spite of his host’s petition, was not inclined to
play bachelor parson for her benefit. With the other lady he would
willingly have chatted during the dinner, only that everybody else at
table seemed to be intent on doing the same thing. She was neither
young, nor beautiful, nor peculiarly ladylike; yet she seemed
to enjoy a popularity which must have excited the envy of Mr.
Supplehouse, and which certainly was not altogether to the taste
of Mrs. Proudie—who, however, fêted her as much as did the others.
So that our clergyman found himself unable to obtain more than an
inconsiderable share of the lady’s attention.
“Bishop,” said she, speaking across the table, “we have missed you so
all day! we have had no one on earth to say a word to us.”
“My dear Miss Dunstable, had I known that— But I really was engaged
on business of some importance.”
“I don’t believe in business of importance; do you, Mrs. Smith?”
“Do I not?” said Mrs. Smith. “If you were married to Mr. Harold Smith
for one week, you’d believe in it.”
“Should I, now? What a pity that I can’t have that chance of
improving my faith! But you are a man of business, also, Mr.
Supplehouse; so they tell me.” And she turned to her neighbour on her
right hand.
“I cannot compare myself to Harold Smith,” said he. “But perhaps I
may equal the bishop.”
“What does a man do, now, when he sits himself down to business? How
does he set about it? What are his tools? A quire of blotting paper,
I suppose, to begin with?”
“That depends, I should say, on his trade. A shoemaker begins by
waxing his thread.”
“And Mr. Harold Smith—?”
“By counting up his yesterday’s figures, generally, I should say;
or else by unrolling a ball of red tape. Well-docketed papers and
statistical facts are his forte.”
“And what does a bishop do? Can you tell me that?”
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