It might have been the hills under Mussoorie, and what our cars expected to do in it I could not understand. But the demon-driver who had been a road-racer took the 70 h.p. Mercedes and threaded the narrow valleys, as well as occasional half-Swiss villages full of Alpine troops, at a restrained thirty miles an hour. He shot up a new-made road, more like Mussoorie than ever, and did not fall down the hillside even once. An ammunition-mule of a mountain-battery met him at a tight corner, and began to climb a tree. "See! There isn't another place in France where that could happen," said Alan. "I tell you, this is a magnificent country." The mule was hauled down by his tail before he had reached the lower branches, and went on through the woods, his ammunition-boxes jinking on his back, for all the world as though he were rejoining his battery at Jutogh. One expected to meet the little Hill people bent under their loads under the forest gloom. The light, the colour, the smell of wood smoke, pine-needles, wet earth, and warm mule were all Himalayan. Only the Mercedes was violently and loudly a stranger. "Halt!" said Alan at last, when she had done everything except imitate the mule. "The road continues," said the demon-driver seductively. "Yes, but they will hear you if you go on. Stop and wait. We've a mountain battery to look at." They were not at work for the moment, and the Commandant, a grim and forceful man, showed me some details of their construction. When we left them in their bower--it looked like a Hill priest's wayside shrine--we heard them singing through the steep-descending pines. They, too, like the 75's, seem to have no pet name in the service. It was a poisonously blind country. The woods blocked all sense of direction above and around. The ground was at any angle you please, and all sounds were split up and muddled by the tree-trunks, which acted as silencers. High above us the respectable, all-concealing forest had turned into sparse, ghastly blue sticks of timber--an assembly of leper-trees round a bald mountain top. "That's where we're going," said Alan. "Isn't it an adorable country?" TRENCHES