College stories; Sports stories; Yale University -- Juvenile fiction
Frank had been unfortunate. On the third day of practice he twisted
an ankle and had been obliged to sit on the side-lines watching his
fellows boom along under instruction of the coach while he saw his
chances gradually growing slimmer. To-day he had gone out again and
after half an hour again wrenched the bad ankle. It would be another
week at least before he could think of playing.
"You are the best representation of Gloom I ever saw pulled off,"
said the Codfish that night as Frank hobbled into the room after
dinner at Commons, and threw himself into a chair.
"My jinx seem to be working overtime," returned Frank, "and my
guardian angel is out visiting somewhere. Did you ever see such
luck?" and he deposited the injured leg on the chair in front of him.
"Bad judgment, my boy, bad judgment. You should have gone in for the
less strenuous sport of rowing as I have," admonished the Codfish.
"A lazy, sit-down job and one for which you are peculiarly fitted,"
broke in Jimmy Turner.
"Ah, but my boy, if you can win your Y sitting down, isn't it better
than to be mauled by bear-cats every day? I belong to the antisweat
brigade."
"The only Y you will ever get is the one you find in your soup,"
Jimmy flung at him.
"Stranger things than that have happened, Mr. Turner."
"Yes, blue moons, for instance."
Codfish, fired by the general fever for something to do outside of
the classroom, had indeed enlisted himself as a candidate for the
coxswain of the crew, because, as he said, "You only had to sit
still, pull ropes now and then and talk." He had been out as one of
the coxswains and had shown some aptitude in spite of the fact that
he knew nothing whatever about rowing.
"I'm paralyzed with amazement," said Frank, looking the Codfish over
quizzically, "that you ever got ginger enough into your system to
even do sit-down work."
"Well, you see it was this way," returned the crew squad-man,
crossing one thin leg over the other. "I went down there to the boat
house one day, merely to look on, to see----"
"To see how the young idea was shooting, eh?" grunted Jimmy.
"Precisely. And when the coaches saw me they were struck with my
peculiar--ahem----!"
"Unfitness!"
"Wrong again, the phrase I was going to use was, 'peculiar fitness,'
fitness, do you get it? for the job, and begged me to help them out."
"And you helped?"
"What could I do? Other things are claiming my attention but I could
not see rowing go to the bad down there, so I accepted as gracefully
as I could."
"And now things are in a rotten state?"
"For the second time, wrong and always wrong. They are improving
daily. Of course, I'm not in the first boat yet, it would have
created too much jealousy, but I have assurance from headquarters
that I will be moved into the coveted position of cox of the Freshman
crew as soon as it has been picked."
"Heaven help the first Freshman crew then," groaned Jimmy.
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