"Oh, yes, we know it!" muttered Diamond.
Browning grunted and looked the little man over. He was a curiosity to
Bruce.
"What can we do for you, sir?" asked Frank.
The little man hesitated and looked around. He sidled over and put his
hand on the partition.
"The--ah--next room is occupied by the--er--the French gentleman, is it
not?" he asked.
"Yes, sir."
"I--I presume--presume, you know--that you are able to hear
any--ah--conversation that may take place in that room, unless--er--the
conversation is--guarded."
"Not unless we take particular pains to listen," said Merry. "Even then,
it is doubtful if we can hear anything plainly."
"And we are not eavesdroppers," cut in Diamond. "We do not take pains to
listen."
"Oh, no--er--no, of course not!" exclaimed the singular stranger. "I--I
didn't insinuate such a thing! Ha! ha! ha! The idea! But you
know--sometimes--occasionally--persons hear things when they--er--do not
try to hear."
"Well, what in the world are you driving at?" asked Frank, not a little
puzzled by the man's singular manner.
"Well, you see, it's--this way: I--I don't care to be--overheard. I
don't want anybody to--to think I'm prying into their--private business.
You understand?"
"I can't say that I do."
"Perhaps I can make myself--er--clearer."
"Perhaps you can."
"My name is--er--Slush--Peddington Slush."
"Holy cats! what a name!" muttered Browning, while Rattleton grinned
despite his sickness.
"I--I'm taking a sea voyage--for--for my health," explained Mr. Slush.
"That's why I didn't go over on a--a regular liner. This way I shall be
longer at--at sea. See?"
"And you are keeping us at sea by your lingering way in coming to a
point," smiled Merry.
"Eh?" said the little man. Then he seemed to comprehend, and he broke
into a sudden cackle of laughter, which he shut off with startling
suddenness, looking frightened.
"Beg your pardon!" he exclaimed. "Quite--ah--rude of me. I don't do
it--often."
"You look as if it wouldn't hurt you to do it oftener," said Merry,
frankly. "Laughter never hurt anyone."
"I--I can't quite agree with--you, sir. I beg your pardon! No offense!
I--I don't wish to be offensive--you understand. I once knew a man who
died from--er--laughing. It is a fact, sir. He laughed so long--and so
hard---that he--he lost his breath--entirely. Never got it back again.
Since then I've been very--cautious. It's a bad sign to laugh--too
hard."
Merry felt like shouting, but Jack was looking puzzled and dazed.
Diamond could not comprehend the little man, and he failed to catch the
humor of the character.
"Now," said Mr. Slush, "I will come directly to the--point."
"Do," nodded Frank.
"I just saw a--er--person leave this room. I wish to know if--Good
gracious, sir! Do you know that is a bad sign!"
He pointed a wavering finger at Frank.
"What is a bad sign?" asked Merry, surprised.
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