The men uttered a yell, and rushing forward, threw themselves on the
smoking heap in the hope of smothering it at once. But Jack applied the
torch quickly to various parts. The flames leaped up! The men rolled
off in agony. Jack, who somehow had managed to break his chain, hopped
after them, showering the blazing straw on their heads, and yelling as
never mortal yelled before. In two seconds the whole place was in a
blaze, and I beheld Jack actually throwing somersets with his one leg
over the fire and through the smoke; punching the heads of the four men
most unmercifully; catching up blazing handfuls of straw, and thrusting
them into their eyes and mouths in a way that quite overpowered me. I
could restrain myself no longer. I began to roar in abject terror! In
the midst of this dreadful scene the roof fell in with a hideous crash,
and Jack, bounding through the smoking _debris_, cleared the walls and
vanished!
At the same moment I received a dreadful blow on the side, and _awoke_--
to find myself lying on the floor of my bedroom, and our man-servant
Edwards furiously beating the bed-curtains, which I had set on fire by
upsetting the candle in my fall.
"Why, Master Robert," gasped Edwards, sitting down and panting
vehemently, after having extinguished the flames, "wot have you been
a-doin' of?" I was standing speechless in the midst of my upset chair,
table, and books, glaring wildly, when the man said this.
"Edwards," I replied, with deep solemnity, "the mystery's cleared up at
last. _It has been all a dream_!"
"Wot's been all a dream? You hain't bin a bed all night, for the clo'se
is never touched, an' its broad daylight. Wot has bin up?"
I might have replied, that, according to his own statement, I had been
"up," but I did not. I began gradually to believe that the dreadful
scenes I had witnessed were not reality; and an overpowering sense of
joy kept filling my heart as I continued to glare at the man until I
thought my chest would rend asunder. Suddenly, and without moving hand,
foot, or eye, I gave vent to a loud, sharp, "Hurrah!"
Edwards started--"Eh?"
"Hurrah! hurrah! it's a DREAM!"
"Hallo! I say, you know, come, this won't--"
"Hurrah!"
"Bless my 'art, Master Ro--"
Again I interrupted him by seizing my cap, swinging it round my head in
an ecstasy of delight, and uttering cheer upon cheer with such
outrageous vehemence, that Edwards, who thought me raving mad, crept
towards the door, intending to bolt.
He was prevented from carrying out his intention, and violently
overturned by the entrance of my father in dishabille. I sprang
forward, plucked the spectacles off his nose, threw my arms round his
neck, and kissed him on both eyes.
"I won't run away now, father, no, no, no! it's all a dream--a horrid
dream! ha! ha! ha!"
"Bob, my dear boy!"
At this moment Jack, also in dishabille, rushed in. "Hallo! Bob,
what's all the row?"
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