While Hector was engaged in concocting the potato salad the kettle
upset, extinguished the fire, and sent up a loud triumphant hiss of
steam mingled with ashes. Fortunately the potatoes were cooked, so the
dinner was at last begun in comfort--that is to say, everyone was very
hot, very much exhausted and excited, and very thirsty. Jacky gorged
himself with tart in five minutes, and then took an opportunity of
quietly retiring into the bushes, sheltered by which he made a detour
unseen towards the place where the boat had been left.
Alas for the picnic party that day, that they allowed Hector to prevail
on them to begin with his potato salad! It was partly composed of raw
onions. After having eaten a few mouthfuls of it, their sense of taste
was utterly destroyed! The chickens tasted of onions, so did the cheese
and the bread. Even the whiskey was flavoured with onions. The
beefsteak-pie might as well have been an onion-pie; indeed, no member of
the party could, with shut eyes, have positively said that it was not.
The potatoes harmonised with the prevailing flavour; not so the
ginger-bread, however, nor the butter. Everything was oniony; they
finished their repast with a sweet onion-tart! To make things worse,
the sky soon became overcast, a stiff breeze began to blow, and Mr
McAllister "opined" that there was going to be a squall.
A piercing shriek put an abrupt termination to the meal!
Intent on mischief; the imp had succeeded in pushing off the boat and
clambering into it. For some time he rowed about in a circle with one
oar, much delighted with his performances. But when the breeze began to
increase and blow the boat away he became alarmed; and when the oar
missed the water and sent him sprawling on his back, he gave utterance
to the shriek above referred to. Luckily the wind carried him past the
place where they were picnicking. There was but one mode of getting at
the boat. It was at once adopted. Hector threw off his coat and vest,
and swam out to it!
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