Claire raged: "You know, this town really has aspirations. They're
beginning to build such nice little bungalows, and there's a fine clean
bank---- Then they permit this scoundrel to advertise the town among
strangers, influential strangers, in motors, by serving food like this!
I suppose they think that they arrest criminals here, yet this
restaurant man is a thief, to charge real money for food like this----
Yes, and he's a murderer!"
"Oh, come now, dolly!"
"Yes he is, literally. He must in his glorious career have given chronic
indigestion to thousands of people--shortened their lives by years.
That's wholesale murder. If I were the authorities here, I'd be
indulgent to the people who only murder one or two people, but imprison
this cook for life. Really! I mean it!"
"Well, he probably does the best he----"
"He does not! These eggs and this bread were perfectly good, before he
did black magic over them. And did you see the contemptuous look he gave
me when I was so eccentric as to order toast? Oh, Reaper, Reaper, you
desire a modern town, yet I wonder if you know how many thousands of
tourists go from coast to coast, cursing you? If I could only hang that
restaurant man--and the others like him--in a rope of his own hempen
griddle cakes! The Great American Frying Pan! I don't expect men
building a new town to have time to read Hugh Walpole and James Branch
Cabell, but I do expect them to afford a cook who can fry eggs!"
As she paid the check, Claire tried to think of some protest which would
have any effect on the obese wits of the restaurant man. In face of his
pink puffiness she gave it up. Her failure as a Citizeness Fixit sent
her out of the place in a fury, carried her on in a dusty whirl till the
engine spat, sounded tired and reflective, and said it guessed it
wouldn't go any farther that day.
Now that she had something to do, Claire became patient. "Run out of
gas. Isn't it lucky I got that can for an extra gallon?"
But there was plenty of gas. There was no discernible reason why the
car should not go. She started the engine. It ran for half a minute and
quit. All the plugs showed sparks. No wires were detached in the
distributor. There was plenty of water, and the oil was not clogged. And
that ended Claire's knowledge of the inside of a motor.
She stopped two motorists. The first was sure that there was dirt on the
point of the needle valve, in the carburetor. While Claire shuddered
lest he never get it back, he took out the needle valve, wiped it, put
it back--and the engine was again started, and again, with great
promptness, it stopped.
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