Free Opinions, Freely Expressed on Certain Phases of Modern Social Life and ConductCorelli, Marie
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Free Opinions, Freely Expressed on Certain Phases of Modern Social Life and Conduct
Corelli, Marie
English essays -- 20th century; Great Britain -- Social life and customs -- 20th century
Perhaps the chief note in the ever-ascending scale of her innumerable
attractions is her intense vitality. The mixed blood of many
intelligent races courses through her delicate veins and gives a
joyous lightness to the bounding of her heart and the swift grace of
her step. She is full of energy as well as charm. If she sets out to
enjoy herself, she enjoys herself thoroughly. She talks and laughs
freely. She is not a mere well-dressed automaton like the greater
majority of upper-class British dames. She is under the impression,--(a
perfectly correct one) that tongues were given to converse with, and
that lips, especially pretty ones, were made to smile with. She is,
taken at her best, eminently good-natured, and refreshingly free from
the jaundiced spite against others of her own sex which savours the
afternoon chitter-chatter of nine out of every ten English spinsters
and matrons taken together in conclave. She would, on the whole,
rather say a kind thing than a cruel one. Perhaps this is because she
is herself always so triumphant in her social career,--because she is
too certain of her own power to feel “the pangs of unrequited love,”
or to allow herself to be stung by the “green-eyed monster,” jealousy.
Her car is always rolling over roses,--there is always a British title
going a-begging,--always some decayed or degenerate or semi-drunken
peer, whose fortunes are on the verge of black ruin, ready and willing
to devour, monster-like, the holocaust of an American virgin, provided
bags of bullion are flung, with her, into his capacious maw. Though
certainly one should look upon the frequent marriages of American
heiresses with effete British nobles, as the carrying out of a wise
and timely dispensation of Providence. New blood--fresh sap, is sorely
needed to invigorate the grand old tree of the British aristocracy,
which has of late been looking sadly as though dry rot were setting
in,--as though the woodlice were at work in its heart, and the rats
burrowing at its root. But, by the importation of a few clean-minded,
sweet-souled American women, some of the most decayed places in the
venerable stem have been purged and purified,--the sap has risen, and
new boughs and buds of promise are sprouting. And it is full time that
this should be. For we have had to look with shame and regret upon
many of our English lords caught in gambling dens,--and shown up in
dishonourable bankruptcies;--some of them have disported themselves
upon the “variety” stage, clad in women’s petticoats and singing comic
songs for a fee,--others have “hired themselves out” as dummy figures
of attraction at evening parties, accepting five guineas for each
appearance,--and they have become painfully familiar objects in the
Divorce Court, where the stories of their most unsavoury manners and
customs, as detailed in the press, have offered singular instruction
and example to those “lower” classes whom they are supposed to more or
less influence.
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