American essays -- 19th century; Short stories, American
I turned my head. Directly behind me, in Broadway, was a
full-freighted omnibus. One of the horses attached had kicked out both
his hind legs, snapped the whiffle-tree to the winds, and planting his
hoofs into the end window, under the driver’s seat, had shivered the
glass in countless fragments, into the faces of the astonished
passengers, plunging and rearing with the most ’76-y spirit. Ladies
screamed, and scrambled with what haste they might, out on to the
pavement; gentlemen dropped their morning papers, and uttering angry
imprecations as they brushed the glass splinters from their broadcloth,
followed them; while the driver cursed and lashed in vain at the
infuriated hoofs, which abated not a jot of their fury at all his
cursing and lashing.
“Vicious beast!” exclaimed one bystander. “Ought to be shot
_instanter_!” said a second. “I’d like to lash his hide raw!” exclaimed
a third Nero.
Ah! my good friends, thought I, as I went laughing on my way, not so
fast with your anathemas. The cause of that apparently malicious and
unprovoked attack, _dates a long way back_. Count, if you please, the
undeserved lashings, the goadings, and spurings, that noble creature has
borne, while doing a horse’s best to please! Think of the scanty feed,
the miserable stable, the badly-fiting, irritating harness; the
slippery pavements, where he has so often been whipped for stumbling;
the melting dog-days with their stinging bottle-flies and burning
sun-rays, when he has plodded wearily up and down those interminable
avenues, sweating and panting under the yoke of cruel task-masters.
’Tis the last ounce which breaks the camel’s back; ’tis the last atom
which balances the undulating scales. Why should that noble horse bear
all this? He of the flashing eye, arching neck, and dilating nostril? He
of the horny hoof and sinewy limb? _He!_--good for a _score_ of his
oppressors, if he would only think so!--_Up go his hoofs!_ As a Bunker
Hill descendant, I can not call that horse--a jackass.
AIRY COSTUMES.
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