American essays -- 19th century; Short stories, American
“Not much,” said Mr. Wade, unbuttoning his lower vest button, under
which were snugly stowed away a pile of buttered toast, three cups of
tea, and preserved peaches enough to make a farmer sick--“not much;--a
man who works as hard as I do, gets too exhausted to eat when it comes
night, or if he does, his food does not digest; how’s your family?”
“So, so,” muttered Doe, with an expressive shrug; “children are a
great care, Mr. Wade, a great care--my John don’t take that interest in
the drug business that I wish he did; he always has some book or other
on hand, reading; I am afraid he never will be good for any thing; your
book-worms always go through the world, knocking their heads against
facts. I shouldn’t wonder, after all my care, if he turned out a poor
miserable author; sometimes I think what is to be, will be, and there’s
no use trying.”
“Is not that fatalism?” quietly interposed Mrs. Wade, blushing the
next moment that she had so far departed from “The Married Woman’s
Guide,” as to question an opinion which her husband had indorsed by his
silence. “Children are a great care, ’tis true, but it always seemed to
me that the care brought its own sweet reward.”
Mr. Doe wheeled round to look in the face this meek wife, whose
disappointed heart, turning to her children for that comfort which she
had in vain looked for from her husband, could ill brook that the value
of this coveted treasure should have such depreciating mention.
“Pshaw! what signify words?” said her husband. “I hate argument;
besides, women can’t argue--every body knows that; and every body knows
that if a man wants his children to do, or be, one thing, they are sure
to do, or be, just the opposite. I’ve no doubt it will turn out just so
with ours; there is no counting on ’em. In my day, if a man was a
farmer, his son was a farmer after him, and never thought of being any
thing else. Nowadays, children have to be consulted as to ‘their bent.’
Fudge--fiddlestick; their bent is for mischief and dodging work, and a
tight rein and a good smart rod is the best cure for it.”
Just at this point Mr. Doe gave a dismal groan, and doubled himself up
like a jack-knife. “A touch of my old complaint,” said he, holding on to
his waist-band. “Rheumatism--it will carry me off some day. Mrs. Wade,
if you will be so good as to look in my carpet-bag, you will find a
plaster which I never travel without; and I will trouble you, Mrs.
Wade, to have my bed warmed, and a fire in the room where you intend I
should sleep; and if there should be any cracks in the windows, will you
have the goodness to nail up a blanket over them? and I would like a
very warm comforter, if you please, and a jug of hot water at my feet,
if it would not be too much trouble.”
“Of course not,” said Mr. Wade, settling himself very comfortably down
into his ample easy-chair; “of course not; Mrs. Wade, won’t you attend
to it?”
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