American essays -- 19th century; Short stories, American
Well, old Ink-stand, what do you think of this? Haven’t we got well
through the woods, hey? A few scratches and bruises we have had, to be
sure, but what of that? Didn’t you whisper where we should come out, the
first morning I dipped my pen in your sable depths, in the sky-parlor of
that hyena-like Mrs. Griffin? With what an eagle glance she discovered
that my bonnet-ribbon was undeniably guilty of two distinct washings,
and, emboldened by my shilling de laine, and the shabby shoes of little
Nell, inquired “if I intended taking in slop-work into _her_
apartments?” How distinctly I was made to understand that Nell was not
to speak above a whisper, or in any way infringe upon the rights of her
uncombed, unwashed, unbaptized, uncomfortable little Griffins. Poor
little Nell, who clung to my gown with childhood’s instinctive
appreciation of the hard face and wiry voice of our jailor. With what
venom I overheard her inform Mr. Griffin that “they must look sharp for
the rent of their sky-parlor, as its tenant lived on bread and milk, and
wore her under-clothes rough-dry, because she could not afford to pay
for ironing them!” Do you remember _that_, old Ink-stand? And do you
remember the morning she informed me, as you and I were busily engaged
in out first article, that I must “come and scrub the stairs which led
up to my room;” and when I ventured humbly to mention, that this was not
spoken of in our agreement, do you remember the Siddons-like air with
which she thundered in our astonished ears--“Do it, or tramp!” And do
you remember how you vowed “if I did tramp,” you would stand by me, and
help me out of the scrape? and haven’t you _done_ it, old Ink-stand? And
don’t you wish old Griffin, and all the little Griffins, and their
likes, both big and little, here and elsewhere, could see this bran-new
house that you have helped me into, and the dainty little table upon
which I have installed you, untempted by any new papier-mache modern
marvel?
Turn my back on _you_, old Ink-stand! Not I. Throw you aside, for your
shabby exterior, as we were thrown aside, when it was like drawing
teeth to get a solitary shilling to buy you at a second-hand shop?
Perish the thought!
Yes, old Ink-stand, Griffin and all that crew, should see us now.
Couldn’t we take the wind out of their sails? Couldn’t we come into
their front door, instead of their “back gate?” Didn’t they “_always
know_ that there was something in us?” We can forgive them, though,
can’t we? By the title deed, and insurance policy, of this bran-new
pretty house, which their sneers have helped us into, and whose doors
shall always be open to those who have cheered us on, we’ll do it.
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