It was about this time that one of his own servants returned from the
neighboring fair in a state of intoxication. The man was brought
before his master, who at that very time was conversing with the
confessor of his own family.
'How now, knave? this is not the first time thou hast been in bad
company; thou didst promise to avoid such men if I forgave thee.
Thou shall be put into the stocks, that all the country may know thee
for a drunkard as thou art.'
The half-witted man, who was sufficiently sober to comprehend what
was said to him, and was sufficiently filled with sack not to be
afraid of his master, looked very knowingly at him and the confessor.
'I's been in good company, master, very good; and if the stocks are
lifted up for my legs, I hope you'll give me some o' the good company
I ha' been in, to keep me in countenance there. There's many more
like me, master; and there's one there as good as yoursel--or your
reverence,' bowing to the priest. 'You're very even-handed, master,
and my good company I've been in might qualify even a better man than
me to be a little merry. I's only like my betters.'
The knight looked at the priest; and the priest looked at the man,
and both were puzzled at his words--but they did not speak at the
moment.
'Why you looks doubtful, both on you. Go and see; I's not so drunk
as not to know an owl when I sees one, though it might be the dusk of
the evening when he flies. Go you with master: you'll see!'
'Where are we to go, and what are we to see?'
'Go to the Masque and Mummers--and if you don't see one you dare not
put in the stocks, then don't put your own servant in; but if you
dare to see him, and dare to take him, and dare to trap him too--why
then trap me with him, and we'll be very good company for each other.
So, master, I'm your man; and when you find a poor fellow imitating
his betters, let his betters find the same law is made for him as for
one o' the worst like me.'
Sir Amias rose. He was not a man to flinch in the execution of the
law intrusted to him as a magistrate; and to his honor be it
recorded, he was not an unjust man, who would screen the rich at the
expense of the poor. Had it been the Marquis of Dorset himself, he
would have treated him exactly as he would a drunken vagabond, who
had not a shilling to help himself.
'There is too much truth in this fellow's audacity,' he replied, 'to
let this matter pass away unnoticed. It will be thrown in my teeth
by every servant I have, after this, if I dismiss this villain and
see not the company he has been in. Come, I will claim your
companionship. Let us go undisguised and openly, that he, and all
men may see what we do in the face of the law and our country.'
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