City and town life -- Fiction; Romance fiction, American; Short stories, American
"An' we see it was. There come the two of 'em, ploughin' along through
the awful sand of Daphne Street, that was fit for no human locomotive,
unless ostriches. When the Proudfits are here, that's the only one in
the village with an automobile, they understand the sand, and they'd put
on the whole steam and tear right along through it. But strangers would
go careful, for fear they'd get stuck, an' so they got it, like you do.
An' them two big red cars was comin' slow, the dust like cloaks an'
curtains billowin' up behind. They looked quite wild, includin' the
seven folks in each one that was laughin' an' callin' out. An' by the
time they'd come up to us, us four ladies of the Sodality an' Mis'
Hubbelthwait was lined up on the walk watchin' 'em. They stopped an'
one of 'em hailed us, leanin' past his driver.
"'I beg your pardon,' he says, 'is this the street to the best hotel?'
"It was Mis' Toplady that answered him, rill collected. 'They's only one
street in town,' says she, 'an' they's only one hotel, an' that they
ain't now.'
"'Can you tell me how soon there will be one?' says the man. 'By
dinner-time, I hope.'
"We all felt kind of delicate about answerin' this, an' so Mis'
Hubbelthwait herself spoke up. 'Threat's drunk an' fiddlin', she says.
'They's no tellin' when Friendship Village will ever hev a hotel again.'
"Both automobiles was listenin' by then, an' though some of 'em laughed
out sort o' rueful, not many of 'em see the funny.
"'Gad,' one of the men says, 'how about the bird an' the bottle we were
to send back to Bonner, sittin' by his tire in the desert, a ways back?
Don't tell us there's no place,' he says, 'where we can find dinner,
twenty-one of us and the three chauf--' that word.
"Mis' Toplady shook her head. 'They ain't a place big enough to seat
twenty-one, even if they was the food to feed 'em--' she begun, an' then
she stopped an' looked 'round at us, as though she was thinkin'
somethin'.
"'Oh, come now,' says the man,--he was good-lookin' an' young, an'
merry-seemin',--'Oh, come now,' he said, 'I am sure that the ladies of
Friendship could cook things such as never man yet ate. We are
sta-arving,' he says, humorous. 'Can't you do something for us? We'll
give you,' he winds up, genial, 'two dollars a plate for a good,
home-cooking dinner for the twenty-four of us. What do you say?'
"Mis' Toplady whirled toward us sort o' wild. 'Is two dollars times
twenty-four, forty-eight dollars?' says she, low.
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