City and town life -- Fiction; Romance fiction, American; Short stories, American
"An' we see it was, though Mis' Holcomb was still figurin' it out in the
palm of her other hand, while we stood gettin' glances out of each
other's eyes, an' sendin' 'em, give for take. We see, quick as a flash,
what Mis' Toplady was thinkin' about. An' it was about that hall, all
festooned with greens an' cut paper, an' the two long tables laid ready,
an' the veal loaf an' scalloped potatoes an' ice-cream for thirty. An'
when Mis' Sykes, that usually speaks, stood still, an' didn't say one
word, but just nodded a little bit, sort o' sad, Mis' Toplady, that was
chairman o' the Entertainment Committee, done like she does
sometimes--she took the whole thing into her own hands an' just settled
it.
"'Why, yes,' she says to 'em, rill pleasant, 'if you want to come up to
post-office hall at half-past six,' she says, 'the Friendship Married
Ladies' Cemetery Improvement Sodality will serve you your supper, nice
as the nicest, for two dollars a head.'
"'Good!' the men all sings out, an' the women spats their hands soft,
an' one of 'em says somethin' to the merry-seemin' man.
"'Oh, yes,' he says then, 'couldn't we all break into this hotel an'
floss up a bit before dinner?'
"Mis' Hubbelthwait stepped out towards 'em.
"'I was thinkin' of that,' says she. 'My husband,' she says, dignified,
'is settin' in the bar--practisin' his violin. He--he does that
sometimes, an' we--don't bother him. But the bar is at the back. I can
let you in, still, the front way to the rooms, if you want. An' I'll be
there myself to wait on you.'
"An' that was what they done, somebody takin' one o' the cars back for
the other car, an' the rest of us fair breakin' into a run toward
post-office hall.
"'My land,' says Mis' Toplady, almost like a groan, 'what _hev_ we
done?'
"It _was_ a funny thing to do, we see it afterward. But I tell you, you
can't appreciate the influence o' that forty-eight dollars unless you've
tried to earn money in a town the size o' Friendship Village. Sodality
hardly ever made more than five dollars to its ten-cent
entertainments--an' that for a big turn-out on a dry night. An' here was
the price of about nine such entertainments give us outright, an' no
extra work, an' rill feet-achin' weather. I say it was more than flesh
an' blood _or_ wives could stand. We done it automatic, like you
contradict when it's necessary.
"But there _was_ the men to reckon with.
"'What'll Timothy--an' Silas--an' Eppleby....' Mis' Toplady says, an'
stops, some bothered an' some rill pained.
"I judged, not havin' any husband to be doin' the inquirin', it wasn't
polite for me to laugh. But I couldn't hardly help it, thinkin' o' them
fifteen hungry men an' the supper et away from 'em, just William Nilly.
"Mis' Sykes, we remembered afterwards, never said a word, but only kep'
up with us back to the hall.
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