Fritz to the Front, or, the Ventriloquist Scamp-Hunter — John Shaqi
Fritz to the Front, or, the Ventriloquist Scamp-HunterWheeler, Edward L. (Edward Lytton)
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Fritz to the Front, or, the Ventriloquist Scamp-Hunter
Wheeler, Edward L. (Edward Lytton)
Detective and mystery stories; Ventriloquists -- Fiction
About in the center of the cave stood three parties--Madge, a
clerical-looking party, and another well-dressed man, with black hair
and full beard.
He stepped forward as Fritz and the fisherman entered the cave, and
said:
"Ah! I am glad you have come. Was fearing that you would not
accommodate us, sir."
"Vel, I didn't vas know vedder to come or not," Fritz answered, "but
ash I am here, vot you want off me?"
"I will tell you. The young lady yonder and myself are about to be
married, and, to make things legal, we prefer to have a couple of
witnesses to the ceremony. You will only be required to attach your
signature to the marriage certificate, and will then be taken back to
Atlantic City."
"Vel, off dot ish all, go ahead mit der pizness," Fritz said, perching
himself on a rock. "I don'd know off id is a legal dransaction or not,
but I'll do vot ish right by der lady."
"Then let's have the ceremony," the prospective bridegroom said. "Are
you ready, Madge?"
"Quite ready," the young lady replied, smilingly.
Then they clasped hands, and the aged clerical-looking gentleman read
a marriage-service, asked the usual questions, and pronounced them man
and wife.
The parties to the consummation were announced as Miss Madge Thurston
and Major Paul Atkins.
At the conclusion of the ceremony the clergyman filled out a
certificate, signed it himself, and then requested Fritz to come
forward and do likewise, and also the old fisherman.
His request being obeyed, Major Atkins said:
"Your favor is duly appreciated, Mr. Snyder, and, if an opportunity
offers, I shall be happy to be of service to you. You may now return
to town in the manner you came."
Accordingly, Fritz did so, not a little puzzled at his adventure and
the strange wedding in the coast cave.
Day was just beginning to lighten the eastern horizon when he arrived
back at Atlantic City, and went to his room for a nap.
But he found that sleep would not come to his relief, and so he was
among the early fashionable bathers at the beach.
After a good, refreshing bath he went back to the Brighton and took a
seat on the veranda.
He had not been seated long when a rapidly driven carriage whirled up
before the hotel, and an elderly, portly man leaped out and hurried
into the hotel, his face flushed with excitement.
He was well-dressed, wore a little bunch of gray side-whiskers on
either cheek, and was evidently all of sixty years of age.
Fritz surveyed him closely with the short glimpse he got of him, and
then scratched his head as if in quest of an idea.
"I'll bet a half-dollar I see into der whole pizness now," he
muttered, with a chuckle. "Id vas plainer ash mud to me. Dot couple
vot got married vas elopers mit each odder, und dis pe der old man on
der war-path after 'em, madder ash a hornet. Der next t'ing is, who
vas der bully veller, vot ish honest und haff der rocks to support dot
virtue?"
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