Fritz to the Front, or, the Ventriloquist Scamp-HunterWheeler, Edward L. (Edward Lytton)
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Fritz to the Front, or, the Ventriloquist Scamp-Hunter
Wheeler, Edward L. (Edward Lytton)
Detective and mystery stories; Ventriloquists -- Fiction
"Now, I suppose you'd like to know what I'm mad at," the old gent
began, pushing his gold-headed cane into the sand, as they strolled
along. "Well, before I tell you, I want to know who you are, and what
your business is?"
"My name vos Fritz Snyder, und I vas vot you might call a
detective--or, dot is, I vas trying my luck at der pizness."
"Indeed? Then perhaps it is well I have met you, for I have a case,
and if you can win that case, you can also win five thousand dollars.
How does that strike you?"
"It hits me right vere I liff, ven I ish at home," Fritz grinned.
"Yoost you give me der p'ints, und I'm your bologna, you can bet a
half-dollar on dot five t'ousand-dollar job. Vot's der lay--suicides,
murder, sdole somedings, or run avay mit anodder vife's veller?"
"Neither. A girl has run away from her home, and is wanted--five
thousand dollars' worth. She is my daughter, and is a somnambulist,
and consequently of unsound mind, at times. She frequently goes into a
trance, and remains thus for weeks at a time, eating and drinking
naturally enough, but knowing nothing what she has been doing, when
she awakens--though to outward appearance, she is awake, when in this
trance, but not in her right mind. I have consulted eminent
physicians, but they pronounce her case incurable, and say she will
some day die in one of these trances."
Here the man from Leadville grew pathetic in his story, and wiped a
tear from his eye; but finally went on:
"Well, as you may imagine, I have had a deal of trouble with her, for
in her state of trance she has often robbed me of sums of money. And
wandered off, too, sometimes; but this last blow has been the most
severe. It came to my knowledge that she had become the prey of an
unprincipled Eastern rascal. He had met her during her somnambulistic
wanderings, and prejudiced her against me, and caused her to rob not
only me but others, and surrender the stolen booty to him. On learning
this, myself and neighbors formed into a vigilance committee to hunt
the rascal down, but he took to his heels, and fled Eastward. A few
days later, my poor child turned up missing, and with her the sum of
twenty thousand dollars, which had been paid me from the sale of a
mine, and which I had lodged in my safe for safe keeping until I could
deposit it, the next day!"
"Twenty t'ousand--so much ash dot?"
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