From Place to PlaceCobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
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From Place to Place
Cobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
Fiction; Short stories
"Why, it's come to sech a pass that when there's a
hangin' comin' off anywhere in this part of the
country they send fur me to be present ez a kind of
an expert. I've been to hangin's all over this
State, an' down into Louisiana, an' wunst over into
Texas in order to give the sheriffs the benefit of
my experience an' my advice. I make it a rule not
never to take no money fur doin' sech ez that--only
my travelin' expenses an' my tavern bills; that's
all I ever charge 'em. But here in Chickaloosa the
conditions is different, an' the gover'mint pays me
seventy-five dollars a hangin'. I figger that it's
wuth it, too. The Bible says the labourer is worthy
of his hire. I try to be worthy of the hire I git.
I certainly aim to earn it--an' I reckin I do earn
it, takin' everything into consideration--the
responsibility an' all. Ef there's any folks that
think I earn my money easy--seventy-five dollars
fur whut looks like jest a few minutes' work--I'd
like fur 'em to stop an' think ef they'd consider
themselves qualified to hang ez many men ez I have
without never botchin' up a single job."
That was his chief boast, if boasting it might be called--that he never
botched the job. It is the common history of common hangmen, so I've
been told, that they come after a while to be possessed of the devils of
cruelty, and to take pleasure in the exercise of their most grim
calling. If this be true, then surely Uncle Tobe was to all outward
appearances an exception to the rule. Never by word or look or act was
he caught gloating over his victims; always he exhibited a merciful
swiftness in the dread preliminaries and in the act of execution itself.
At the outset he had shown deftness. With frequent practise he grew
defter still. He contrived various devices for expediting the
proceeding. For instance, after prolonged experiments, conducted in
privacy, he evolved a harnesslike arrangement of leather belts and
straps, made all in one piece, and fitted with buckles and snaffles.
With this, in a marvellously brief space, he could bind his man at
elbows and wrists, at knees and ankles, so that in less time almost than
it would take to describe the process, the latter stood upon the trap,
as a shape deprived of motion, fully caparisoned for the end. He fitted
the inner side of the crosspiece of the gallows with pegs upon which the
rope rested, entirely out of sight of him upon whom it was presently to
be used, until the moment when Uncle Tobe, stretching a long arm upward,
brought it down, all reeved and ready. He hit upon the expedient of
slickening the noose parts with yellow bar soap so that it would run
smoothly in the loop and tighten smartly, without undue tugging. He
might have used grease or lard, but soap was tidier, and Uncle Tobe, as
has been set forth, was a tidy man.
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