A Little of the History of Chitor, and the Malpractices of a She-elephant 78 XI Proves conclusively the Existence of the Dark Tower visited by Childe Rolande, and of "Bogey" who frightens Children 88 XII Contains the History of the Bhumia of Jhaswara, and the Record of a Visit to the House of Strange Stories. Demonstrates the Felicity of Loaferdom, which is the Veritable Companionship of the Indian Empire, and proposes a Scheme for the Better Officering of Two Departments 100 XIII A King's House and Country. Further Consideration of the Hat-marked Caste 113 XIV Among the Houyhnhnms 124 XV Treats of the Startling Effect of a Reduction in Wages and the Pleasures of Loaferdom. Paints the State of the Boondi Road and the Treachery of Ganesh of Situr 134 XVI The Comedy of Errors and the Exploitation of Boondi. The Castaway of the Dispensary and the Children of the Schools. A Consideration of the Shields of Rajasthan and Other Trifles 144 XVII Shows that there may be Poetry in a Bank, and attempts to show the Wonders of the Palace of Boondi 158 XVIII Of the Uncivilised Night and the Departure to Things Civilised. Showing how a Friend may keep an Appointment too well 171 XIX Comes back to the Railway, after Reflections on the Management of the Empire; and so Home again, with Apology to All who have read thus far 180 FROM SEA TO SEA I Of Freedom and the Necessity of using her. The Motive and the Scheme that will come to Nothing. A Disquisition upon the Otherness of Things and the Torments of the Damned 193 II The River of the Lost Footsteps and the Golden Mystery upon its Banks. The Iniquity of Jordan. Shows how a Man may go to the Shway Dagon Pagoda and see it not and to the Pegu Club and hear too much. A Dissertation on Mixed Drinks 202 III The City of Elephants which is governed by the Great God of Idleness, who lives on the Top of a Hill. The History of Three Great Discoveries and the Naughty Children of Iquique 214 IV Showing how I came to Palmiste Island and the Place of Paul and Virginia, and fell Asleep in a Garden. A Disquisition on the Folly of Sight-seeing 223 V Of the Threshold of the Far East and the Dwellers thereon. A Dissertation upon the Use of the British Lion 233 VI