English fiction -- 19th century; Short stories, English
As the oddly assorted couple took their way down Pall Mall, the
passers-by turned to stare. The sentries at Marlborough House
saluted--Tally Ho appropriated and returned the salutes with a
pre-occupied air--he was thinking now of the General’s white hat, and
of how he desired it greatly to keep his mongoose ‘Bengy’ in--he was
sure he had seen little windows in the top of it. ‘Perhaps the Genelal
Sahib will takle it off again, and sclatchle his head as Blown does
sometimes, den my will see,’ he reflected.
Now they had arrived at the corner of St James’s Square, and the
sweet-faced old sweeper at the crossing had made her double-barrelled
bob to the sunburnt, white-haired veteran and the sun-browned,
white-haired child. At the steps of a great service club the General
halted, and took off his hat to mop his brow, for the day was hot, and
his mind was perplexed.
‘Yes, sir,’ he said aloud to himself, ‘boy’s hungry--tiffin first, pump
afterwards. Gawd bless me! What’s that?’ For Tally Ho, swelling with
joy of verification, was threading his thumbs through the vent-holes of
the white hat, and saying to himself with subdued emphasis:
‘My will makle two mores, _eke oper eke_’ (one upon the top of the
other).
‘Devil you will!’ said the General, and feeling from the absorption of
his guest’s eye that no time was to be lost, he hastily replaced his
hat, and extended two fingers to assist Tally Ho up the steps.
‘No t’ank ’oo,’ said the latter; ‘my will runle up.’ He proceeded to
mount the stairs on all-fours, and sat on the top step at the feet
of the hall porter, awaiting the arrival of his distinguished but
disconcerted host.
‘Gawd bless me! regular young budmâsh (rogue)--fine fellow,
though--very fine fellow! Heh! Wilkins!’ he said, with a perplexed
twirl of his moustache, to the unmoved janitor.
‘New member, General, or friend of yours only, sir? What name shall I
enter, General?’
‘This gentleman will tiffin with me, Wilkins. Name, heh! what?--Quite
so. Mr--Tally Ho, sir,’ he said, turning to Tally Ho, who with his hat
off was examining the tape machine in the hall with an interested eye,
‘the servant wishes to know your name, so that he may put it in the
visitors’ book. What shall I tell him?’
‘Geoffley Standin’ Blount,’ returned Tally Ho. His knees were grubby,
his hat was torn, his seat was dusty, but he looked very much of a
gentleman.
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