From Workhouse to Westminster: The Life Story of Will Crooks, M.P.Haw, George
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From Workhouse to Westminster: The Life Story of Will Crooks, M.P.
Haw, George
Crooks, William, 1852-1921; Legislators -- Great Britain -- Biography; Social reformers -- Great Britain -- Biography
The demands made upon him to address public meetings in other parts of
the country became terrific after Woolwich. I found him one afternoon
turning over the pages of his engagement book with a worried look.
"I'm just wondering whether I can do it," he said. "I find I'm booked to
speak at thirteen different meetings at different places within the next
fortnight, and I've just got a pressing appeal to speak at another
within the same time."
The appeals came from the churches, from temperance societies, from
Adult Sunday Schools, from P.S.A.'s, as well as from Labour
organisations.
The Labour Party, which was then organising for its great political
triumph of 1906, had his first consideration always. He addressed Labour
meetings all over the country, nearly always with an audience of three
or four thousand. He was at Glasgow, Birmingham, Leicester, Plymouth,
Liverpool, Exeter, Darlington, Ipswich, Chatham, Newcastle, Blackburn,
Barnard Castle, Huddersfield, Edinburgh, Cardiff, all within a few
months.
Everywhere he turned Mr. Chamberlain's tariff proposals into ridicule.
He made his great Birmingham audience laugh the loudest. He told that
and other audiences:--
Mr. Chamberlain has shown you two loaves, the Free Trade loaf and
the Protection loaf.
"There's hardly any difference between them," he tells you. "Why
make all this fuss?"
Let him take the two loaves down a Birmingham court and ask a poor
woman with children to cut them up. She'll soon tell him the
difference between the solid Free Trade loaf and the spongy
Protectionist loaf. You trust the mother of a family to know the
difference between good bread and blown-out pastry.
"Ah, but we must make sacrifices in the interest of the Empire,"
says Mr. Chamberlain.
Let him come down our way and talk like that in Poplar. I tried it
the other day.
"Times is awful bad just now, Mr. Crooks," said one of a party of
women who stopped me on my way to the House of Commons.
"Yes," I said, "but don't you know the new kind of comfort the
Imperialists have found for you? They say you belong to an Empire
on which the sun never sets. It's so filling, isn't it, when you're
hungry?"
"An Empire on which the sun never sets!" cried one of the women,
pointing towards her slum tenement. "What's the good of talking to
us like that? Why, the sun never rises on our court!"
"That may be," I say, "but you've got to pay more for your bread
and your meat, all in the interests of the Empire. You've got to
learn to make sacrifices for the Empire."
"Look here, Will," says the eldest among them; "I've known you
since you was in petticoats, and you've never deceived me yet.
Wot's the use of talking to us about sacrifices when we can't make
both ends meet as it is?"
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