The girl brought the two jugs of beer presently and put one on each
table. “Combien?” said one of the draft who had not spoken before—a
perky little man with a sharp black moustache. He hesitated a moment
when the girl told him how much, and then spoke rapidly in fluent
French. Shirty at his table listened uneasily to the conversation that
followed, and made a show of great indifference in filling up the
glasses. The little man turned to him. “There’s some mistake here, m’
lad,” he said. “The girl says you ordered your beer and said we’d pay
for it.”
Shirty endeavoured to retrieve the lost position. “Well, that’s good of
you,” he said pleasantly. “An’ we don’t mind if we do ’ave a drink wi’
you.”
The big man turned round. “Drink wi’s when ye’re asked,” he said
calmly. “But that’s no’ yet,” and he turned back to his own table.
“Tell her they’ll pay their ain, Wattie.” Wattie told her, and Shirty’s
table with some difficulty raised enough to cover the cost of the beer.
Shirty felt that he had to impress these new men with a true sense of
their position. “My mistake,” he said to his companions, but loudly
enough for all to hear. “But I might ’ave twigged these raw rookies
wouldn’t ’ave knowed it was a reg’lar custom in the Army for them to
stand a drink to the old hands to pay their footing. An’ most likely
they haven’t the price o’ a drink on them, anyway.”
“Lauchie,” said the big man at the other table, “have ye change o’ a
ten-franc note? No. Wattie, maybe ye’ll ask the lassie to change it,
an’ tell her to bring anither beer. This is awfu’ swipes o’ stuff t’
be drinkin’. It’s nae wonder the men that’s been oot here a whilie has
droppit awa’ to such shauchlin’, knock-kneed, weak-like imitations of
putty men.”
This was too much. Shirty pushed back his chair and rose abruptly. “If
you’re speakin’ about the men o’ this battalion,” he began fiercely,
when a corporal broke in, “That’ll do. No rough-housin’ here. We don’t
want the estaminets put out o’ bounds.” He turned to the other table.
“And you keep a civil tongue between your teeth,” he said, “or you’ll
have to be taught better manners, young fella me lad.”
“Ay,” said the big man easily, “I’ll be glad enough t’ be learned from
them that can learn me. An’ aifter the café closes will be a good
enough time for a first lesson, if there’s anybody minded for’t,” and
he glanced at Shirty.
“Tak him ootside an’ gie him a deb on the snoot, Rabbie,” said another
of the draft, nodding openly at the enraged Shirty.
“Ay, ay, Wullie,” said Rabbie gently. “But we’ll just bide till the
Corporal’s no about. We’ll no be gettin’ his stripes into trouble.”
All this was bad enough, but worse was to follow. It was just before
closing-time that a Gunner came in and discovered a friend amongst the
many sitting at Rabbie’s table. He accepted the pressing invitation to
a drink, and had several in quick succession in an endeavour to make an
abundant capacity compensate for the inadequate time.
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