“_Almost_ anything,” repeated the spokesman, with just a shade of
indignation in his tone. “She’s built to go over anything without any
almost about it. Why, this mornin’,” he turned to the crew, “what was
the name o’ that place wi’ the twelve-foot solid stone wall round it?
You know, about eleven miles behind the German lines.”
“Eleven miles?” said the Signaller in accents struggling between doubt
and incredulity.
“About that, accordin’ to the map,” said the other. “That’s about our
average cruise.”
“But—but,” objected the Signaller, “how wasn’t you cut
off—surrounded—er——”
“Cut off,” said the Hotstuff cheerfully, “why, of course, we was
surrounded, _and_ cut off. But what good was that to ’em? You’ve seen
some of us walkin’ up an’ over their front lines, and them shootin’
shells an’ rifles an’ Maxims at us. But they didn’t stop us, did they?
So how d’you suppose they stop us comin’ back? But about that wall,” he
went on, having reduced the Signaller to pondering silence. “We tried
to butt through it an’ couldn’t, so we coupled on the grapplin’-hook
bands, an’ walked straight up one side an’ down the other.”
“Yes,” put in one of the other Hotstuffs, “an’ doin’ it the boxful
o’ tea an’ sugar that was up in the front locker fell away when she
upended and tumbled down to the other end. Spilt every blessed grain we
had. I don’t hold wi’ that straight-up-and-down manoover myself.”
“Oh, well,” said the first man, “I don’t know as it was worse than when
we was bein’ towed across the Channel. She makes a rotten bad sea boat,
I must confess.”
“Towed across?” said the startled Signaller. “You don’t mean to say she
floats?”
“Why, of course,” said the Hotstuff simply. “Though, mind you, we’re
not designed for long voyages under our own power. The whole hull is a
watertight tank—wi’ longtitoodinal an’ transverse bulkheads, an’ we’ve
an adjustable screw propeller. I dunno as I ought to be talkin’ about
that, though,” and he sank his voice and glanced cautiously round at
the Skipper folding up his map. “Don’t breathe a word o’ it to a soul,
or I might get into trouble. It’s a little surprise,” he concluded
hurriedly, as he saw the Skipper rise, “that we’re savin’ up for the
Hun when we gets to the Rhine. He reckons the Rhine is goin’ to hold
us up, don’t he? Wait till he sees the Tanks swim it an’ walk up the
cliffs on the other side.”
The Skipper gave a few quiet orders and the crew vanished, crawling,
and one by one, into a little man-hole. The Signaller’s informant found
time for a last word to him in passing. “I b’lieve we’re takin’ a turn
down across the river an’ canal,” he said. “If you follow us you’ll
most likely see us do a practice swim or two.”
“Well, I’ve met some dandy liars in my time,” the Signaller murmured to
himself, “but that chap’s about IT.”
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