Frontier Humor in Verse, Prose and PictureCox, Palmer
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Frontier Humor in Verse, Prose and Picture
Cox, Palmer
Canadian wit and humor
“Then shall the doting damsel, when her parent maketh fast the door,
creep out some other way.
“And they all shall come trooping as with the voice of birds to court
thy smiles and thy manners, and thy years shall be as the silk of the
spider in thy way.”
Then was he exceedingly glad because of the crone’s advice, and he went
away to his own home rejoicing.
[Illustration: ATTENDING TO BUSINESS.]
And on the morrow he arose before it was yet day, and saddled his mule,
and journeyed to the great city by the sea, and lodged at the house of a
friend.
And he made haste to purchase diamonds, and rubies, and emeralds, and
onyx-stones, and sapphires, and put massive rings upon his fingers, and
seals upon his chain.
And even as the crone had directed, he scrupled not to stand in the
hall-ways, and in the market-places, and in the houses of exchange, and
sought to be observed of the people, and lived as a man having great
possessions.
And not many days after, a fair lady of that place looking from her
window, saw that the stranger shone like the mid-day sun, even so much
that her heart was warmed.
So she called the keeper of the house aside and questioned him
concerning the stranger, saying:—
“Who is this stranger that lodgeth in thy house, who beameth with jewels
like the noonday sun? Make him known to me, for he is a choice and
goodly man, and my heart warmeth for the stranger.”
[Illustration: PARTNER WANTED.]
Then answered the good man of the house, “He is a sojourner from the
valley of Berryessa, and lo, he is a man of great possessions; and
moreover, take heed if he cometh in your way, that ye smile graciously
upon him, for be it known unto you he is a bachelor, who cometh amongst
us seeking a wife.”
Then was the damsel exceedingly moved.
And when it came to pass that the stranger was introduced to her, she
smiled graciously upon him, and she opened her mouth and spake knowingly
of barley, and of rye, and of corn in the ear, and of tares.
And she also spake of four-footed beasts, of calves, of pigs, and of
goats, and cattle after their kind; and of fowls; of doves, and of
ducks, and of geese, and poultry after their kind.
And she spoke also of cabbages, and of squashes, and of turnips, and of
new laid eggs, and of honey, and of buckwheat cakes, and of cheese, and
of sausages!
And lo! the farmer’s heart was touched, for she was comely to look upon,
and wise withal.
And he communed within himself, saying: “Surely this maid would indeed
be a great catch, she would make her husband’s home cheerful, and in
divers ways pluck from the palm of life the festering thorns. Beshrew
me, but I will lay strong siege to the damsel’s heart.”
So he made haste to pull wide open the mouth of his purse and loaded her
with presents, for the damsel had found favor in his eyes, and he sought
to win her.
And not many days after he espoused the maiden, and there was great
feasting and merry making at that house, and the same was heard of the
neighbors.
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