Frontier Humor in Verse, Prose and PictureCox, Palmer
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Frontier Humor in Verse, Prose and Picture
Cox, Palmer
Canadian wit and humor
The tailor, who had never received such a compliment from so pretty a
woman before, was quite carried away with joy. He felt that his love was
returned, and from that moment the world presented a different aspect.
It was not even a new picture in an old frame, or _vice versâ_, but was
new throughout.
Even the old breeches on his lap seemed to suddenly undergo a strange
metamorphosis. The stout, rough material, over which he had lately been
bending with crippled fingers and sprung needle, in the twinkling of an
eye seemed transformed into a golden fleece, through which the waxed
thread flew like chain-lightning through a cotton umbrella. To have an
interview was now his only study, and where there’s a will there’s a
way.
One day a small boy was pressed into service and intrusted with a letter
to the woman in whom his whole heart seemed wrapped. She received it
safely, and duly by return of post broke the delightful intelligence to
the tailor that his love was returned, and ended the epistle by
requesting him to call.
Hardly had “seeling night scarfed up the tender eye of pitiful day,”
when the tailor with palpitating heart ascended the rickety stairs that
led to the apartment. How he was received there is no knowing, but it is
apparent to all he soon ingratiated himself with the handsome damsel, as
the sequel shows.
The knight of the thimble and needle had saved considerable money and
was comely to look upon, while she was both free and willing to wed, so
the courtship was a short one.
As it happened, the tailor had received an offer from a business firm in
the country that day, and as delays were considered dangerous, they
decided to be married at once and start for their new home. It chanced
that neither the lover nor his fair inamorata were troubled with enough
luggage to require the services of an express wagon, and it wasn’t long
before their traps were stuffed into sacks and bundles ready for
removal.
Talk about striking while the iron is hot: they went ahead of the
time-honored injunction, and hammered the iron while it was yet in the
furnace. The bat had hardly found his evening meal before they were
united and received the congratulations of the officiating clergyman,
and before Hesperus led her starry host down to the western main the
happy pair might have been seen bending under their respective burdens,
and moving rapidly down the thoroughfare to catch the first train for
the country.
[Illustration: A MOVING SCENE.]
Crispin soon discovered his handsome bird had flown. This was too much
for the poor cobbler. He couldn’t bear up under the weight, and having
procured a shot-gun, soon ceased to exist.
[Illustration: SHUFFLING OFF THE MORTAL COIL.]
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