Frontier Humor in Verse, Prose and PictureCox, Palmer
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Frontier Humor in Verse, Prose and Picture
Cox, Palmer
Canadian wit and humor
There was something in the pair that reminded me of Parrhasius and the
Captive; and being in somewhat of a sketching mood myself at the time, I
produced my book and pencil, and leaning over the fence, sketched the
painter and his howling model.
[Illustration: SO SICK!]
On my way back to the city the bay seemed even rougher than in the
morning. There was hardly a passenger on board the ferry-boat but showed
symptoms of trouble. Although most of them would have been excellent
subjects for the artist of a comic pictorial, my attention was specially
directed towards an elderly lady who sat with folded arms, the elbows
resting upon her knees, and a most woe-begone expression upon her
wrinkled visage. Some passengers who were sick were able partly to
conceal their emotions; _she_ was not; every muscle of her face betrayed
her. She was sick and couldn’t help but show it.
[Illustration: AT THE RAIL.]
If any individual amongst that crowd of disquieted passengers knocked
louder at the door of human sympathy than did the old lady referred to,
it was unmistakably that woman who was sick and had to show it at the
vessel’s rail.
CHRISTMAS EVE.
Christmas Eve! I sit idly by my window, listening to the rapid patter of
the rain upon the shingles and the wild whistle of the wind as it plays
around the gables, or draws weird music from the telegraph wires
stretched between the house tops, and upon which dangles the ghost of
many a schoolboy’s kite. Christmas Eve! and I am not yet invited out to
dinner! what can this mean? Am I then left to wither for want of
attention, like some poor shrub plucked from a garden and planted in a
graveyard? Well, let it be so. Alone though I am, I nevertheless enjoy
myself hugely, and it requires considerable to enliven me now. There was
a time when I could be moved to mirth by very little. The desperate
efforts of a one-legged grasshopper describing circles while endeavoring
to leap straight ahead, would amuse me for hours together. But it is not
so now; I turn from such scenes to bury my eyes in the pages of profound
works, and it is meet and proper I should.
For the last half hour I have been watching an old washerwoman stealing,
as I think, a neighbor’s wood. It is barely possible that she is taking
this method of paying herself for services rendered at the tub. Be this
as it may, the wood is going. There is no mistake about that.
It is interesting to me, as it furnishes food for comment, and keeps the
mind from lagging too long around the saddening fact that Time is
writing lines upon my brow “with his antique pen.” Besides it is holiday
season, and though I am not able to be charitable to a great degree, I
can at least afford to be indifferent in this case.
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