Frontier Humor in Verse, Prose and PictureCox, Palmer
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Frontier Humor in Verse, Prose and Picture
Cox, Palmer
Canadian wit and humor
They rent the garments from his back,
And from his scalp the hair;
And from his face in handfuls plucked
The whiskers long and fair;
And there, contrary to the laws,
And to his wish to boot,
He swallowed teeth that in his jaws
In youth had taken root.
At last, uniting at the task,
They hauled him to the door
And sent him howling home in pain;
A man both lame and sore.
[Illustration: THE STRANGER WHO WENT IN.]
Who showed the greatest wisdom here,—
The one who heard the fray
And went not in, but later stood
Repenting in the way?
Or he, who turning from his path
Went in to stay the rout,
And after wished, with all his heart,
That he had stayed without?
The observations of a life
Prove, eight times out of nine,
They best can meddle with a strife
Who bear official sign.
But notwithstanding all the facts
This lesson has laid bare;
Of reaping good for noble acts
We never should despair.
Not here below reward we’ll know,
But virtue still prevails;
And valor, love, and rightful deeds,
Will count upon the scales.
[Illustration]
THE ROD OF CORRECTION.
It is not often that a poor fellow like myself can have a good laugh at
the expense of a high dignitary. To-day, however, an opportunity
presented itself, and happily I was in the right humor to appreciate it.
Passing along a narrow street, I saw an old Irish woman unmercifully
beating her boy with a rod, which, if it had not been divested of twigs
and leaves, would have served as a Christmas tree for a good-sized
family. This of itself was nothing to make one smile, and perhaps no
person would more readily endorse such a sentiment than the boy himself.
But the end was not yet.
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