Frontier Humor in Verse, Prose and PictureCox, Palmer
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Frontier Humor in Verse, Prose and Picture
Cox, Palmer
Canadian wit and humor
And as that reaper stoops again
To throw his hook around the grain,
And sinks amid the sea of gold,
To rise when hands no longer hold;
So bend I to my task anew,
And undismayed my course pursue,
’Till clip on clip, and sheaf on sheaf,
Shall bear me to the farthest leaf.
A VISIT TO BENICIA.
To-day I had occasion to visit Benicia. The place is situated on the
Straits of Carquinez. Not far from the town the Government Arsenal and
Barracks are situated. And as a striking proof of the loyal and
law-abiding spirit of the citizens, I may mention the fact, that all the
government property above alluded to is defended by two soldiers, a
corporal—who, by the way, has a wooden leg—and a high private.
While stopping there, I noticed they were engaged in the pleasurable
task of firing a salute of twenty-one guns, in commemoration of Bunker
Hill. They were having a busy time of it, for while the wooden-legged
corporal was loading and discharging the cannon, the private was
forwarding the ammunition from the magazine—about a quarter of a mile
distant—in a wheelbarrow. “If soldiers will do this in time of peace,” I
said to myself, “what would they not accomplish in time of war?” and I
walked away from the spot, congratulating myself for having invested in
Government bonds.
The town, in all likelihood, would never have been heard of outside of
the State of California, had it not been for the brave “Benicia Boy.”
Here it was that he swung the blacksmith’s heavy sledge, and practiced
the first rudiments of the pugilistic profession, which subsequently
gained him his world-wide notoriety.
Many of the citizens are yet pointed out to the visitor as parties who
at some period of their life served as a sand bag on which the muscular
“Boy” hardened his knuckles.
As I gazed upon the scattered village,—for it is no more,—I mused, how a
man should come forth from such a paltry place to “awe” the world. For
as Goliath challenged the hosts of Israel, so came the brave “Benicia
Boy” and dared creation’s millions.
And as the youthful shepherd, afterwards king, rose up and smote the
overweening giant with a stone, till all his brain oozed forth, so from
Albion’s Isle a youthful “King,” smote the western champion in the
midriff with his mawley, and all his wind gushed out!
[Illustration: ONE OF HEENAN’S MEMENTOES.]
After searching some time to discover the blacksmith shop where the
pugilist used to work, I learned that it was long since torn down and a
church now occupied the site. But an old gentleman who kept a small
boarding house, conducted me to an ancient pump, at which he said the
“Boy” on several occasions bathed his nose after having a bout with some
person who didn’t let him have things all his own way, and there I wept
my tears of tribute.
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