Further Adventures of Quincy Adams Sawyer and Mason Corner Folks — John Shaqi
Further Adventures of Quincy Adams Sawyer and Mason Corner FolksPidgin, Charles Felton
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Further Adventures of Quincy Adams Sawyer and Mason Corner Folks
Pidgin, Charles Felton
New England -- Fiction
Such a meal for hungry people! Lamb broth, roast chicken, yeast biscuit,
potatoes, string beans, cucumbers, lettuce, berry pie, blackberries,
currants, frosted cake, with tea, coffee, or cocoa.
“What does she charge?” asked Alice in a whisper when they were alone.
“A dollar a day for room and board--three square meals for board.”
After dinner they went into the parlour, where Mrs. Hawkins joined them.
“I jest told Jonas he must help Olive wash the dishes to-day, for I
hain't seen ye for so long I'm just dyin' to have a talk with yer,
'cause I s'pose you'll eat and run while yer here, you know so many
folks.”
“We haven't much to tell about ourselves,” said Quincy. “What we want to
know is how Fernborough folks are getting along.”
“Wall, I s'pos'd you'd like to hear what's goin' on 'round here, an'
p'raps I can tell yer some things that other folks mightn't mention,
'cause they'd forgot it, or p'raps wouldn't want to tell. Is that cheer
comfortable, Alice? I s'pose I ought to say Misses Guv'nor Sawyer, but
it don't come nat'ral, I've known yer so long.”
“I shall always be Alice to my good friend Mrs. Hawkins and her daughter
Mandy.”
“Speakin' o' Mandy, you know she's got two little boys--twins, one named
after Deacon Mason, and t'other after your husband's friend Obadiah
Strout, ther perfesser--and she's got a little girl, nigh on ter two
years old named Marthy after me--but they don't call her Marthy--it's
allus Mattie. These new-fangled names fuss me all up. If Mary and Marthy
were good enough for the Lord's friends, I don't know what he'd think to
hear 'em called Mamie and Mattie.
“Speakin' o' names, there's my Jonas, which is same as Jonah I s'pose.
Anyway it fits him to a T, for he's a reg'lar Jonah if there ever
was one, which our minister, Mr. Gay, you'll meet him at dinner-time
to-morrow, says he's doubtful about.
“If a whale swallowed my Jonas it couldn't keep him down, for he's just
_satirated_ with tobacco smoke--he says he has to puff it on the hens
and chickens to kill the varmints, and I should think it would. Do you
smoke, Mr. Sawyer?”
“Cigars, occasionally. I am not an habitual smoker.”
“Well, old Mr. Trask told me as how pipe smoke wouldn't colour lace
curtains same as cigars do. Now you jes' smoke all you want to up in
your room an' I'll see if it washes out.”
“Alice dislikes smoke, and I never use tobacco in her presence--so your
lace curtains won't suffer.”
“Wall, I'm kinder sorry for I wanted to see if Doctor Trask knew what he
was talkin' about. When I'm rich I'll have three doctors and two on 'em
will have to agree afore I'll take any of their pizen. I jes' remembered
that the new minister, Mr. Gay, smokes. I'll put some lace curtains up
in his room. You ain't seen him yet. He parts his hair in the middle.
The gals are all crazy 'bout him. I like his preachin' putty well, but
he don't use near as much brimstone as old Mr. Howe does.”
“Is Mr. Howe's son going to be a clergyman?” Alice asked.
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