Further E. K. Means: Is This a Title? It Is Not. It Is the Name of a Writer of Negro Stories, Who Has Made Himself So Completely the Writer of Negro Stories That This Third Book, Like the First and Second, Needs No TitleMeans, E. K. (Eldred Kurtz)
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Further E. K. Means: Is This a Title? It Is Not. It Is the Name of a Writer of Negro Stories, Who Has Made Himself So Completely the Writer of Negro Stories That This Third Book, Like the First and Second, Needs No Title
Means, E. K. (Eldred Kurtz)
African Americans -- Fiction; Short stories, American
“DEAR SIR: Draw up your chair just a little closer; listen
carefully and we will suggest to you how to make some money by
investing a small amount. “We are going to tell you about that
opportunity you have been waiting for all your life. We are
going to let you in on one of the best propositions offered
since manufacturers tried to interest people financially in the
automobile years ago.
“The war is over—peace is here—the airplane helped win that
victory, and now the airplane will rapidly take the place of the
automobile and the truck in commercial life.
“The man who makes money is the man who has the courage to back
up his convictions. While money can be earned by labor, it can
be multiplied only by investment. We offer you an opportunity to
get in on the ground floor of this money-making proposition and
reap the tremendous profits which we believe are bound to
follow.
“Please read the enclosed folder carefully, and then if you
decide you want to invest a modest sum and see it grow, let us
hear from you at once.”
Laying this letter aside, Vinegar spread open a folder to the gaze of
his congregation. It contained impressive pictures of airplanes, and
hydroplanes, of factories, and of work upon the big machines in their
various stages of development.
“One dollar is a mighty modest sum, brudder,” Vinegar bellowed. “Eve’y
man whut is got a dollar ought to git in on de ground floor of dis
money-makin’ proposition an’ reap de tremendous profits which is bound
to follow behind. Dar is a flyin’-school teacher in dis town now, and I
considers it a religious thing to endorse his bizzness an’ to git up a
lot of learners in his flyin’-school.”
It was whispered among the folks at the church that the first lesson in
the art of flying would be given in the Little Moccasin prairie where
the airplane was. So very early in the afternoon a long procession of
negroes moved in that direction, and a very curious crowd had assembled
about the machine. When the aviator, Red Cutt, made his appearance, he
stood by the machine and delivered a harangue, explaining various parts
of the machine, and calling them by certain names which would have been
very interesting if heard in the aviation schools of this country.
Being familiar with the automobile, he could make a pretty shrewd guess
at some things; but he also had that inestimable advantage which comes
to the man who pretends to know when all others profess their ignorance.
A few minutes later, Hitch arrived. He carried an immense sack full of
all sorts of tools. There was even an instrument for digging in the
ground in that assortment, for Hitch was evidently ready, as the chief
mechanic, to meet all emergencies. He carried also a large bag of
cotton, with which he intended to wipe off the machinery and keep
everything shining and bright just like new.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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