Further E. K. Means: Is This a Title? It Is Not. It Is the Name of a Writer of Negro Stories, Who Has Made Himself So Completely the Writer of Negro Stories That This Third Book, Like the First and Second, Needs No TitleMeans, E. K. (Eldred Kurtz)
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Further E. K. Means: Is This a Title? It Is Not. It Is the Name of a Writer of Negro Stories, Who Has Made Himself So Completely the Writer of Negro Stories That This Third Book, Like the First and Second, Needs No Title
Means, E. K. (Eldred Kurtz)
African Americans -- Fiction; Short stories, American
Little Bit placed the end of a small leading-rope into Org’s hands and
announced:
“You done bought a mule, Marse Org. Whut you gwine do wid him?”
“What?” Org asked.
“You cain’t leave dis here mule standin’ still an’ blockin’ up de
street,” Little Bit explained. “Dey’ll arrest dis mule an’ put him in de
holdover like dey does all de stray cows, an’ it’ll cost you five
dollars to git him out.”
“I haven’t got any five dollars,” Org announced. “That man took all the
money I had.”
“I reckin we better lead him somewheres,” Little Bit laughed.
“Help me up on him,” Org commanded. “I want to ride him now.”
“You ain’t got no bridle,” Little Bit demurred. “Dat mule ain’t know
whar you want him to go ’thout no bridle onless you kin gee-haw him, an’
you ain’t know nothin’ about ploughin’. An’ he’ll shore take you back
whar he came from ef you ain’t guide him somewhar else.”
“I guess we better go ahead of him and show him the way,” Org proposed.
Then gazing at the closed eyes, he said: “I guess we better take him
home and let him take a nap; he looks awful sleepy to me.”
“He’s like a nigger,” Little Bit snickered. “A mule an’ a nigger kin
sleep standin’ up an’ walkin’!”
At the foot of the hill near the Gaitskill home, Jinx uttered a loud
groan and sank down upon his side, slapping the earth with a jolt that
shook the ground under their feet.
“Dar now, he shore come down wid a looseness like he’s fixin’ to die,”
Little Bit exclaimed. “Ef he dies here in dis town, it’ll cost you fo’
dollars to hab him hauled away.”
“I haven’t got four dollars,” Org replied, and then ran down the street,
waving his arms at an automobile.
The machine stopped and Dr. Moseley leaned out and listened:
“Doctor, I know you ain’t a mule physician, but I just bought a big mule
and he’s took sick and if he dies it’ll cost a lot of money to have him
hauled off. I ain’t got the money to have him hauled away, and so you
must come and keep him from dying.”
“Got any money to pay my doctor’s bill?” the physician asked.
“No, sir.”
“Got any money to pay for medicine to cure your mule?”
“No, sir.”
“Charity patient, by jacks!” the physician grinned.
“No, sir,” Org protested. “Me and my mule will pay. Whenever your
automobile breaks down, I’ll let you ride my mule!”
No offer could be fairer, so Org swung up on the foot-board and rode
with the obliging physician to the sick-bed of the mule. That able
physician had once been all-boy himself, and he understood.
“Bless my soul, if it ain’t Jinx!” he laughed as he drew near the
prostrate animal. After a moment’s examination he added: “That mule is
hungry, boys. Feed him! Feed him quick! Feed him high! Repeat the dose
three times a day before each meal!”
Laughing, he turned his automobile and went off.
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