Further E. K. Means: Is This a Title? It Is Not. It Is the Name of a Writer of Negro Stories, Who Has Made Himself So Completely the Writer of Negro Stories That This Third Book, Like the First and Second, Needs No TitleMeans, E. K. (Eldred Kurtz)
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Further E. K. Means: Is This a Title? It Is Not. It Is the Name of a Writer of Negro Stories, Who Has Made Himself So Completely the Writer of Negro Stories That This Third Book, Like the First and Second, Needs No Title
Means, E. K. (Eldred Kurtz)
African Americans -- Fiction; Short stories, American
“He’s makin’ arrangements to marrify it,” Figger wailed. “Dar’s a great
big ole cow of a woman out dar whut owns five hundred dollars. Her paw
an’ maw is talkin’ it aroun’ an’ dey’s huntin’ somebody dat’ll marry her
fer her money.”
“Is she as bad lookin’ as all dat?”
“Shore is. She looks like a puddin’ dat riz too high an’ spreads out too
much. She kinder comes outen her clothes an’ rolls over de edges of a
chair an’ de big of her ’pears like it’s boilin’ over all de sides all
de time.”
“I ketch on,” Skeeter grinned. “She jes’ out-niggers herse’f by bein’ so
fat.”
“Pap’ll take her ef he kin git her,” Figger sighed. “He ain’t
pertickler. He wants money to start a saloon.”
“Us’ll bofe close up dis saloon to-night an’ go out an’ take a look on,”
Skeeter announced. “Dis town kin do without two nigger saloons. One is a
plum’ plenty. Who is dis here nigger woman anyhow?”
“She’s ole Isaiah Gaitskill’s stepchile,” Figger informed him. “She
takes atter her maw in fat-hood. She’s a widder woman an’ her deceasted
husbunt left her a lot of insurance dollars.”
“Gosh!” Skeeter sighed in desperation. “Pap Curtain an’ a widder woman!
Two ag’in’ one—I ain’t got no show. Life ain’t fitten to live no more.”
II
PLEASURE AND PROFIT
In the evening Skeeter Butts followed Figger out to the old tabernacle
grounds and was amazed at the transformation of the place.
Wash Jones had moved many of the benches out of the building and had
placed them under trees and in the groves. He had made sawdust trails
from the tabernacle to the edge of the lake, to the Shin Bone
eating-house, and to all other places where a little money could be
coaxed from the pocket of the pleasure-seeker.
He had made a dancing-floor in a part of the tabernacle, arranging seats
around it for the sightseers. He had erected refreshment-booths in other
portions of the building, and also a band-stand, where the sweating,
hard-worked black Tickfall brass band was having the most hilarious time
of their lives.
Negroes had come in from the plantations for miles around. Horses were
tied to all the trees, wagons and buggies were sheltered in the woods,
and a great mob of folks moved up and down the sawdust avenues or
tramped the woods, shouting, laughing, cutting monkey-shines, and eating
popcorn balls, hot dogs, and sandwiches made of fried catfish.
It was a noisy, boisterous, rollicking place which Skeeter entered.
Ordinarily Skeeter would have been the center of the whole thing. But
this affair had slipped up on him and had suddenly developed business
complications and his mind was too occupied with his troubles to enjoy
the fun going on around him.
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