Further E. K. Means: Is This a Title? It Is Not. It Is the Name of a Writer of Negro Stories, Who Has Made Himself So Completely the Writer of Negro Stories That This Third Book, Like the First and Second, Needs No TitleMeans, E. K. (Eldred Kurtz)
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Further E. K. Means: Is This a Title? It Is Not. It Is the Name of a Writer of Negro Stories, Who Has Made Himself So Completely the Writer of Negro Stories That This Third Book, Like the First and Second, Needs No Title
Means, E. K. (Eldred Kurtz)
African Americans -- Fiction; Short stories, American
Soon after entering the grounds he found Pap Curtain. Pap was
entertaining himself by paying five cents for three baseballs. He would
then try to throw each ball so it would stay in a bucket about twenty
feet away. Whenever he placed one to stay, the proprietor of the
amusement feature would give Pap a cigar. The cigars sold three for a
nickel in Tickfall and as Pap never succeeded in placing more than two
balls in the bucket, the proprietor of the place always made a fair
profit in the transaction. Pap had his pocket stuffed full of cheap
cigars and promptly offered a handful to Skeeter.
“I don’t smoke garbage,” Skeeter said impatiently, waving aside the
offer.
“I figger I done acquired enough of dese cabbage-leaves. Less move on
an’ git some fun somewhere else.”
A short distance down the sawdust trail they ran into something new. The
diminutive darky named Little Bit was standing on a frail platform
erected over a hogshead full of water. There was a trigger shaped like a
skiff-paddle about fifty feet away, and men were throwing baseballs at
this paddle. If someone hit the trigger, the platform, on which Little
Bit was standing, fell and ducked the diminutive darky in the hogshead
of water. Little Bit was well known in Tickfall and this particular
attraction was a riot. Sometimes thirty baseballs would be flying toward
that paddle-shaped trigger at one time, and the hapless Little Bit spent
more time in the hogshead of water than he did on the platform.
“Lawd, Skeeter!” Pap exclaimed when he had laughed himself nearly to
exhaustion. “I’d druther be de owner of dis Coon Island dan de’
pres’dunt of de Europe war. I feels like I’s jes’ nachelly cut out fer a
job like dis. I been huntin’ fer somepin I been fitten fer all my life
an’ dis am it.”
“I wish you had dis job, Pap,” Skeeter replied. “I stopped by to ax you
a question.”
“I’ll answer yes or no, like de gram jury always tells me to do,” Pap
grinned.
“Word is done been sont to me dat you is fixin’ to start a saloon. Is
dat so?”
“Yep.”
“Whar you gwine git de money at?”
“A fat widder woman’s husbunt is kicked de bucket an’ lef’ her a wad of
dough,” Pap chuckled. “I’s gwine marrify de widder, mix dat dough wid my
brains an’ start me a place of bizzness.”
“I thought you wus done through wid marrin’ womens,” Skeeter wailed.
“You done been kotched fo’ times already.”
“Yas, suh, but in all dem fo’ times I never married no widder. My
edgycation is been neglected. Dey wus all young an’ foolish gals. Dis
here is a sottled woman—so dang fat dat when she sottles down it takes a
block an’ tackle to h’ist her agin.”
“Aw, shuckins!” Skeeter exclaimed. “Whut you marryin’ dat kind of gal
fer?”
“Fer five hundred dollars!” Pap said.
Skeeter turned away with a troubled face. Pap looked after him a moment,
then purchased three more baseballs to throw at the trigger-paddle.
At the far end of the grounds, Skeeter found Wash Jones.
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