Here Rollingstone drew up, and, alighting, led his party into a bright,
cheery room, whose windows gave upon the sea. A few other guests,
evidently awaiting them, were mitigating their impatience by watching
the uncouth gambols of the huge sea-lions, who, on the rocks beyond,
offered a contrast to the engaging and comfortable interior that was at
once pleasant and exciting. In the centre of the room a table overloaded
with overgrown fruits and grossly large roses somewhat ostentatiously
proclaimed the coming feast!
"Here we are!" said Mr. Dumphy, bustling into the room with that brisk,
business-like manner which his friends fondly believed was frank
cheerfulness, "and on time, too!" he added, drawing out his watch.
"Inside of thirty minutes--how's that, eh?" He clapped his nearest
neighbour on the back, who, pleased with this familiarity from a man
worth five or six millions, did not stop to consider the value of this
celerity of motion in a pleasure excursion on a hot day.
"Well!" said Rollingstone, looking around him, "you all know each other,
I reckon, or will soon. Mr. Dumphy, Mr. Poinsett, Mr. Pilcher, Mr. Dyce,
Mr. Wyck, Mrs. Sepulvida and Miss Rosey Ringround, gentlemen; Mr. and
Mrs. Raynor, of Boston. There, now, that's through! Dinner's ready. Sit
down anywhere and wade in. No formality, gentlemen--this is California."
There was, perhaps, some advantage in this absence of ceremony. The
guests almost involuntarily seated themselves according to their
preferences, and Arthur Poinsett found himself beside Mrs. Sepulvida,
while Mr. Dumphy placed Miss Ringround--a pretty though boyish-looking
blonde, slangy in speech and fashionable in attire--on his right hand.
The dinner was lavish and luxurious, lacking nothing but restraint and
delicacy. There was game in profusion, fat but flavourless. The fruits
were characteristic. The enormous peaches were blowsy in colour and
robust in fibre; the pears were prodigious and dropsical, and looked as
if they wanted to be tapped; the strawberries were overgrown and yet
immature--rather as if they had been arrested on their way to become
pine-apples; with the exception of the grapes, which were delicate in
colour and texture, the fruit might have been an ironical honouring by
nature of Mr. Dumphy's lavish drafts.
It is probable, however, that the irony was lost on the majority of the
company, who were inclined to echo the extravagant praise of Mr. Raynor,
the tourist. "Wonderful! wonderful!" said that gentleman; "if I had not
seen this I wouldn't have believed it. Why, that pear would make four of
ours."
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