"That's the way we do things here," returned Dumphy, with the suggestion
of being personally responsible for these abnormal growths. He stopped
suddenly, for he caught Arthur Poinsett's eye. Mr. Dumphy ate little in
public, but he was at that moment tearing the wing of a grouse with his
teeth, and there was something so peculiar and characteristic in the
manner that Arthur looked up with a sudden recollection in his glance.
Dumphy put down the wing, and Poinsett resume his conversation with Mrs.
Sepulvida. It was not of a quality that interruption seriously impaired;
Mrs. Sepulvida was a charming but not an intellectual woman, and Mr.
Poinsett took up the lost thread of his discourse quite as readily from
her eyes as her tongue.
"To have been consistent, Nature should have left a race of giants
here," said Mr. Poinsett, meditatively. "I believe," he added, more
pointedly, and in a lower voice, "the late Don José was not a large
man."
"Whatever he was, he thought a great deal of me!" pouted Mrs. Sepulvida.
Mr. Poinsett was hastening to say that if "taking thought" like that
could add a "cubit to one's stature," he himself was in a fair way to
become a son of Anak, when he was interrupted by Miss Rosey--
"What's all that about big men? There are none here. They're like the
big trees. They don't hang around the coast much! You must go to the
mountains for your Goliahs."
Emboldened quite as much by the evident annoyance of her neighbour as
the amused look of Arthur Poinsett, she went on--
"I have seen the pre-historic man!--the original athletic sharp! He is
seven feet high, is as heavy as a sea-lion, and has shoulders like Tom
Hyer. He slings an awful left. He's got blue eyes as tender as a seal's.
He has hair like Samson before that woman went back on him. He's as
brave as a lion and as gentle as a lamb. He blushes like a girl, or as
girls used to; I wish I could start up such a colour on even double the
provocation!"
Of course everybody laughed--it was the usual tribute of Miss Rosey's
speech--the gentlemen frankly and fairly, the ladies perhaps a little
doubtfully and fearfully. Mrs. Sepulvida, following the amused eyes of
Arthur, asked Miss Rosey patronisingly where she had seen her
phenomenon.
"Oh, it's no use, my dear, positively--no use. He's married. These
phenomena always get married. No, I didn't see him in a circus, Mr.
Dumphy, nor in a menagerie, Mr. Dyce, but in a girl's school!"
Everybody stared; a few laughed as if this were an amusing introduction
to some possible joke from Miss Rosey.
"I was visiting an old schoolmate at Madame Eclair's _Pension_ at
Sacramento; he was taking his little sister to the same school," she
went on, coolly, "so he told me. I love my love with a G, for he is
Guileless and Gentle. His name is Gabriel, and he lives in a Gulch."
"Our friend the superintendent--I'm blessed," said Dyce, looking at
Dumphy.
"Yes; but not so very guileless," said Pilcher, "eh, Dyce?"
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