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under which I cast my juvenile shadow. An odd enough little shadow you
would have thought it. I was promiscuously cuddled and fondled. I was M.
le Chevalier, and prospective master of Bergerac; and when I walked to
church on Sunday, I had a dozen yards of lace on my coat and a little
sword at my side. My poor mother did her best to make me good for
nothing. She had her maid to curl my hair with the tongs, and she used
with her own fingers to stick little black patches on my face. And yet I
was a good deal neglected too, and I would go for days with black
patches of another sort. I'm afraid I should have got very little
education if a kind Providence hadn't given me poor M. Coquelin. A kind
Providence, that is, and my father; for with my mother my tutor was no
favorite. She thought him--and, indeed, she called him--a bumpkin, a
clown. There was a very pretty abbé among her friends, M. Tiblaud by
name, whom she wished to install at the château as my intellectual, and
her spiritual, adviser; but my father, who, without being anything of an
_esprit fort_, had an incurable aversion to a priest out of church, very
soon routed this pious scheme. My poor father was an odd figure of a
man. He belonged to a type as completely obsolete as the biggest of
those big-boned, pre-historic monsters discovered by M. Cuvier. He was
not overburdened with opinions or principles. The only truth that was
absolute to his perception was that the house of Bergerac was _de bonne
noblesse._ His tastes were not delicate. He was fond of the open air, of
long rides, of the smell of the game-stocked woods in autumn, of playing
at bowls, of a drinking-cup, of a dirty pack of cards, and a free-spoken
tavern Hebe. I have nothing of him but his name. I strike you as an old
fossil, a relic, a mummy. Good heavens! you should have seen him,--his
good, his bad manners, his arrogance, his _bonhomie_, his stupidity and
pluck.
My early years had promised ill for my health; I was listless and
languid, and my father had been content to leave me to the women, who,
on the whole, as I have said, left me a good deal to myself. But one
morning he seemed suddenly to remember that he had a little son and heir
running wild. It was, I remember, in my ninth year, a morning early in
June, after breakfast, at eleven o'clock. He took me by the hand and led
me out on the terrace, and sat down and made me stand between his knees.
I was engaged upon a great piece of bread and butter, which I had
brought away from the table. He put his hand into my hair, and, for the
first time that I could remember, looked me straight in the face. I had
seen him take the forelock of a young colt in the same way, when he
wished to look at its teeth. What did he want? Was he going to send me
for sale? His eyes seemed prodigiously black and his eyebrows terribly
thick. They were very much the eyebrows of that portrait. My father
passed his other hand over the muscles of my arms and the sinews of my
poor little legs.
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