The woman nodded. She was middle-aged, with a pleasant face and a figure
of the sort which used to be called “comfortable.” Her manner of looking
and speaking were quick and businesslike.
“Yes,” she said, promptly, “I can see you are there, so you needn't tell
me again. WHY are you there and who are you?”
Galusha's head was spinning dizzily, but he tried to make matters clear.
“My name is--is--Dear me, how extraordinary! I seem to have forgotten
it. Oh, yes, it is Bangs--that is it, Bangs. I heard you calling me,
so--”
“Heard ME calling YOU?”
“Yes. I--I came down to the hotel--the rest--Rest--that hotel over
there. It was closed. I sat down upon the porch, for I have been ill
recently and I--ah--tire easily. So, as I say--”
The woman interrupted him. She had been looking keenly at his face as he
spoke.
“Come in. Come into the house,” she commanded, briskly.
Mr. Bangs took a step toward her. Then he hesitated.
“I--I am very wet, I'm afraid,” he said. “Really, I am not sure that--”
“Rubbish! It's because you are wet--wet as a drowned rat--that I'm
askin' you to come in. Come now--quick.”
Her tone was not unkind, but it was arbitrary.
Galusha made no further protest. She held the door open and he preceded
her into a room, then into another, this last evidently a sitting room.
He was to know it well later; just now he was conscious of little except
that it was a room--and light--and warm--and dry.
“Sit down!” ordered his hostess.
Galusha found himself standing beside a couch, an old-fashioned sofa. It
tempted him--oh, how it tempted him!--but he remembered the condition of
his garments.
“I am very wet indeed,” he faltered. “I'm afraid I may spoil your--your
couch.”
“Sit DOWN!”
Galusha sat. The room was doing a whirling dervish dance about him, but
he still felt it his duty to explain.
“I fear you must think this--ah--very queer,” he stammered. “I realize
that I must seem--ah--perhaps insane, to you. But I have, as I say, been
ill and I have walked several miles, owing to--ah--mistakes in locality,
and not having eaten for some time, since breakfast, in fact, I--”
“Not since BREAKFAST? Didn't you have any dinner, for mercy sakes?”
“No, madam. Nor luncheon. Oh, it is quite all right, no one's fault but
my own. Then, when I found the--the hotel closed, I--I sat down to rest
and--and when I heard you call my name--”
“Wait a minute. What IS your name?”
“My name is Bangs, Galusha Bangs. It seems ridiculous now, as I tell it,
but I certainly thought I heard you or some one call me by the name my
relatives and friends used to use. Of course--”
“Wait. What was that name?”
Even now, dizzy and faint as he was, Mr. Bangs squirmed upon the sofa.
“It was--well, it was Loosh--or--ah--Looshy” he admitted, guiltily.
His hostess' face broke into smiles. Her “comfortable” shoulders shook.
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